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On 9/25/2017 at 4:24 PM, Duality said:

How many middle names do you have?

This many. *holds up certain number of fingers*

 

On 9/25/2017 at 4:24 PM, Duality said:

What is your favourite flower?

Night Sky Petunias

 

On 9/25/2017 at 4:24 PM, Duality said:

How many first cousins do you have?

A particular amount.

 

On 9/25/2017 at 4:24 PM, Duality said:

If you had one object, what would you choose?

A Bag of Holding.

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20 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

This many. *holds up certain number of fingers*

20 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

A particular amount.

Your avatar about sums up my reaction to this.

 

 

 

 

Would you like different and/or additional middle names?

What's your favourite bird?

How many middle names can you think of, off the top of your head, that belong to family members of yours?

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4 hours ago, Duality said:

Would you like different and/or additional middle names?

Nah, I'm good with what I've got.

 

4 hours ago, Duality said:

What's your favourite bird?

Crows. They're incredibly intelligent birds capable of solving puzzles rather easily.

Spoiler

 

4 hours ago, Duality said:

How many middle names can you think of, off the top of your head, that belong to family members of yours?

Snowstar, Marie, Earl, and Justice. Make fun of a single one and I will separate your molecules. :okiedokieloki:

 

4 hours ago, Duality said:

How many middle names can you think of, off the top of your head, that belong to family members of yours?

Snowstar, Marie, Earl, and Justice. Make fun of a single one and I will separate your molecules. :okiedokieloki:

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18 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Snowstar, Marie, Earl, and Justice. Make fun of a single one and I will separate your molecules.

Snowstar sounds like a twee reindeer name, Marie is pretty generic but otherwise not half-bad, Earl grey tea, and Justice is what lawyers are supposed to be responsible for, which is not a flattering connection.

There, I didn't make fun of a single one of them, just like you said. I made fun of all of them. Happy?

 

 

 

Which way around do toilet paper rolls go?

What are your thoughts on bow ties?

Stainless Steel Rivets: Blessing Or Curse?

What is your favourite natural phenomenon?

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1 hour ago, Duality said:

Snowstar sounds like a twee reindeer name, Marie is pretty generic but otherwise not half-bad, Earl grey tea, and Justice is what lawyers are supposed to be responsible for, which is not a flattering connection.

There, I didn't make fun of a single one of them, just like you said. I made fun of all of them. Happy?

:angry:

 

1 hour ago, Duality said:

Which way around do toilet paper rolls go?

Over, never under. Anyone that uses under should be punished for their crime against humanity.

 

1 hour ago, Duality said:

What are your thoughts on bow ties?

Meh.

 

1 hour ago, Duality said:

Stainless Steel Rivets: Blessing Or Curse?

Both.

 

1 hour ago, Duality said:

What is your favourite natural phenomenon?

Optical illusions and weather phenomena like light pillars and lenticular clouds.

If you want to get morbid, Spontaneous Human Combustion.

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20 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Both.

how dare you sir

 

 

 

How do you view the concept of wearing suspenders?

What is the single greatest quantity of dirt you have ever carried at any one time?

Which is the more sanity-destroying game, chess or Mah-Jong?

What is your favourite pastime?

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On 9/29/2017 at 8:00 PM, Duality said:

How do you view the concept of wearing suspenders?

I refuse to wear such a dorky, uncomfortable article of clothing. Belts are better in every way, inconspicuous and comfortable.

 

On 9/29/2017 at 8:00 PM, Duality said:

What is the single greatest quantity of dirt you have ever carried at any one time?

*resists the urge to make a Pirates of the Caribbean reference*

Do wheelbarrows count? If so, about twice the amount of your average wheelbarrow. If not, then I'd say back in childhood when I would climb around in ditches and such I got quite a bit of dirt on me and in my clothing. My pockets would sometimes literally be full of dirt.

 

On 9/29/2017 at 8:00 PM, Duality said:

Which is the more sanity-destroying game, chess or Mah-Jong?

Never tried Mah-Jong, so I wouldn't know, chess is pretty casual for me. Though, I must say that I haven't actually played it in awhile.

 

On 9/29/2017 at 8:00 PM, Duality said:

What is your favourite pastime?

Video games, I guess. I used to really be into reading and hiking as well, but stopped for some reason.

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15 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

*resists the urge to make a Pirates of the Caribbean reference*

Heh, where do you think I got the inspiration for that question?

15 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

I refuse to wear such a dorky, uncomfortable article of clothing. Belts are better in every way, inconspicuous and comfortable.

And what if your waist is too skinny for a belt to gain the necessary traction to hold your trousers up?

 

 

 

What item of clothing, that you consider weird, do you see people wearing most often?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What is your favourite hat/head ornament (whether worn by you or by other people)?

How much silver is there in your house/building of residence?

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On 10/1/2017 at 3:57 PM, Duality said:

And what if your waist is too skinny for a belt to gain the necessary traction to hold your trousers up?

Punch a new hole to make it tighter, should be fine. If by some dark magic or poor nutritional choices you actually resemble an emaciated tree branch, I would think your pants not fitting right would be the least of your worries.

 

On 10/1/2017 at 3:57 PM, Duality said:

What item of clothing, that you consider weird, do you see people wearing most often?

Spiky bracelets and such. Unless you somehow incorporate such accessories into an obscure martial art, I don't know why you'd want to wear something that has the potential to cause bodily harm.

 

On 10/1/2017 at 3:57 PM, Duality said:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

...Really? Such a generic question with an equally generic answer. I expect more from you, Mister Water Horse. But I'll play along.

It crossed the road because it needed to give the Covenant back their bomb.

 

On 10/1/2017 at 3:57 PM, Duality said:

What is your favourite hat/head ornament (whether worn by you or by other people)?

AJ's stetson. :smug: Followed only by Indiana Jones' fedora.

 

On 10/1/2017 at 3:57 PM, Duality said:

How much silver is there in your house/building of residence?

Definitely not enough to discourage a werewolf from attacking.

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12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Spiky bracelets and such. Unless you somehow incorporate such accessories into an obscure martial art, I don't know why you'd want to wear something that has the potential to cause bodily harm.

That's totally why I wear them. Dunno about the other guys though.

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

...Really? Such a generic question with an equally generic answer. I expect more from you, Mister Water Horse. But I'll play along.

It may be a generic question, but it hasn't netted me a single generic answer in all of the five other ask threads I've used it in.

So quick on the libel-labels, you are, Tigs; it's designed to force the responder to use their imagination in a desperate bid not to be horribly clichéd.

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

AJ's stetson.

but i said other people not other ponies

 

 

 

Who is best Dark Lord?

What is your favourite physical unit of currency (whether a coin or a note)?

Papaya blossoms?

How much do you like scarves?

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but i said other people not other ponies

Same diff.

 

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Who is best Dark Lord?

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Vader is close second, though.

 

10 hours ago, Duality said:

What is your favourite physical unit of currency (whether a coin or a note)?

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10 hours ago, Duality said:

Papaya blossoms?

Excerpt from Google search:

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Perfect flowers are found on bisexual or hermaphroditic papaya trees. These flowers contain both male and female parts on the same flower. They have a wide, stocky base and are found growing directly from the bases of the leaves, like female flowers, but they produce stamen like male flowers.

Neat, I guess.

 

10 hours ago, Duality said:

How much do you like scarves?

They have nearly no appeal to me.

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Oh dear, oh dear, it entirely slipped my mind to respond to this thread.

I must remedy this at once.

On ‎4‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 8:45 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

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That armour looks very, very, uncomfortable.

On ‎4‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 8:45 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

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much shiny

 

 

 

 

Bonus questions to make up for lost time:

How nice is your handwriting?

Explosions or laser beams?

What's your favourite sport?

Which computer-keyboard key is your personal favourite?

What is the best piece of advice you've ever received?

How many atoms does your left eyeball have?

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13 hours ago, Duality said:

How nice is your handwriting?

Abysmal.

 

13 hours ago, Duality said:

Explosions or laser beams?

LAZERS.

 

13 hours ago, Duality said:

What's your favourite sport?

E-Sports count, right?

 

13 hours ago, Duality said:

Which computer-keyboard key is your personal favourite?

CTRL, I use a lot of keyboard shortcuts.

 

13 hours ago, Duality said:

What is the best piece of advice you've ever received?

I once was taught how to quickly solve some math problems with particular digits. Not exactly advice, but it sure helped.

 

13 hours ago, Duality said:

How many atoms does your left eyeball have?

According to Neil deGrasse Tyson, more than the number of stars in the known universe.

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12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Abysmal.

What sort of abysmal?

Chicken-scratch abysmal, epileptic-spider abysmal, eldritch-runescript abysmal, what?

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

LAZERS.

*lasers

such ungrammaticism you monstertigs

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

E-Sports count, right?

Eyyyyup.

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

CTRL, I use a lot of keyboard shortcuts.

Which ones do you use most often?

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

According to Neil deGrasse Tyson, more than the number of stars in the known universe.

And how many might that be?

 

 

 

How many books do you own? What are they?

How many pets do you own? What are they?

How many siblings do you own? What are they?

How many pieces of furniture do you own? What are they?

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2 hours ago, Duality said:

What sort of abysmal?

Chicken-scratch abysmal, epileptic-spider abysmal, eldritch-runescript abysmal, what?

Epileptic-spider abysmal.

 

2 hours ago, Duality said:

Which ones do you use most often?

Copy and Paste.

 

2 hours ago, Duality said:

And how many might that be?

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Why you ask me dis? You're the self-proclaimed nerd here.

The average human is made up of approximately 7e27 atoms.

A single eyeball makes up about 1/10000 of the body's mass.

So an eyeball is made up of approximately 7.49e23 atoms.

 

2 hours ago, Duality said:

How many books do you own? What are they?

Dis many. Some old textbooks, survival guides, horror compilations and series, fantasy novels, science and gaming magazines.

 

2 hours ago, Duality said:

How many pets do you own? What are they?

I don't own any pets myself, but the family dogs are a Labrador Retriever and Chug (Chihuahua + Pug).

 

2 hours ago, Duality said:

How many siblings do you own? What are they?

I would ask if you're drunk, but then I remember you're water. Sleep deprivation again?

 

2 hours ago, Duality said:

How many pieces of furniture do you own? What are they?

Dat many. They're furniture.

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2 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Epileptic-spider abysmal.

The best kind.

2 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Why you ask me dis? You're the self-proclaimed nerd here.

If you can't answer realistically, just answer entertainingly.

This ain't no physics pop quiz; I hardly expect you to know the exact number of atoms in a given eyeball.

 

 

 

also that's the single best emoji i've ever seen

2 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

I would ask if you're drunk, but then I remember you're water. Sleep deprivation, again?

Nope.

I've asked this on like five ask threads already, and those who have siblings know exactly what I'm talking about and just roll with it while those who are only children usually get confused and ask why I'm casually condoning child slavery or something.

Only child, perchance?

2 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

They're furniture.

10/10 for specificity.

 

 

 

 

What're your top 5 favourite beverages?

Shredded book or shattered smartphone?

What electrical item do you use most often?

If you could understand any single concept known to mankind, which one would you choose?

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44 minutes ago, Duality said:

If you can't answer realistically, just answer entertainingly.

It’s not so much that I can’t answer, it’s more like I don’t want to be hilariously wrong. It’s been a while since I’ve done any math, so I’m always afraid I’ll miscalculate or use an incorrect theorem or something.

 

49 minutes ago, Duality said:

Only child, perchance?

Nah, just like messing with ya and selectively taking things literally.

Four siblings.

They’re human. :orly:

 

51 minutes ago, Duality said:

10/10 for specificity.

*bows* I try.

 

52 minutes ago, Duality said:

What're your top 5 favourite beverages?

Dr. Pepper, iced tea, orange juice, hot cocoa, and water. Excuse the lack of “proper” beverages like Ginseng or Columbian coffee or what have you, never been a fan of those.

 

57 minutes ago, Duality said:

Shredded book or shattered smartphone?

A shredded book cannot be repaired, but a shattered smartphone could be, especially if it’s just the screen. Then again, a book serves a single purpose that a smartphone could easily achieve and surpass. I’ll go with shredded book, though it would be painful to see.

 

1 hour ago, Duality said:

What electrical item do you use most often?

Desktop computer.

 

1 hour ago, Duality said:

If you could understand any single concept known to mankind, which one would you choose?

Ooh, nice question. I assume you mean fully and on the level of a genius. I’ll go with Chemistry since I can actually apply most of what I know immediately and it would be super useful. As much as I would like to say something along the lines of quantum physics, the repercussions of such a decision could be life-changing, so nah.

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1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

It’s not so much that I can’t answer, it’s more like I don’t want to be hilariously wrong. It’s been a while since I’ve done any math, so I’m always afraid I’ll miscalculate or use an incorrect theorem or something.

Don't use maths then.

If I ask you, for example, 'how many atoms are there in your left eyeball', say something like 'which one?'

Implying that you have more than one left eyeball is entertaining enough that I'd take it as a valid answer, without the risk of you failing at maths. :P

1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

They’re human.

Oh, are they only half-siblings then?

1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Excuse the lack of “proper” beverages like Ginseng or Columbian coffee or what have you, never been a fan of those.

No need to justify your taste in liquid intake, I only drink water myself.

 

 

And, yes, that is highly ironic.

1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

As much as I would like to say something along the lines of quantum physics, the repercussions of such a decision could be life-changing, so nah.

Such noncommittal to science.

How dare you, my good sir.

 

 

 

 

How many notable coincidences have occurred in your life, if any?

How is it that all sentient beings experience 'now' at the same time?

Who do you hug the most often, on average?

What are your thoughts on mathematics?

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On 10/10/2017 at 0:21 AM, Duality said:

Oh, are they only half-siblings then?

Ouch, don't hurt their feelings.

 

On 10/10/2017 at 0:21 AM, Duality said:

How many notable coincidences have occurred in your life, if any?

None that I recall at the moment.

 

On 10/10/2017 at 0:21 AM, Duality said:

How is it that all sentient beings experience 'now' at the same time?

Clearly, they have congregated and agreed to sync their internal clocks without their very knowledge. Memory wipes are to blame.

 

On 10/10/2017 at 0:21 AM, Duality said:

Who do you hug the most often, on average?

EVERYONE

 

On 10/10/2017 at 0:21 AM, Duality said:

What are your thoughts on mathematics?

The key to understanding the universe. Sermon on the wonders of Calculus will begin in two minutes.

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1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Clearly, they have congregated and agreed to sync their internal clocks without their very knowledge. Memory wipes are to blame.

TEH MATREX CONFIRMED

1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

EVERYONE

not me ;-;

1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

The key to understanding the universe. Sermon on the wonders of Calculus will begin in two minutes.

Pfeh, any smarmy sophomore can wax eloquent on calculus.

Close that webpage you've got open on Google and gimme everything you know about the Riemann Zeta Function, starting. . .*looks at watch*. . .now.

 

 

 

 

What is the weirdest item you own?

What is the most impressive item you own?

What is the oldest item you own?

What is the most valuable item you own (whether monetary or sentimental value)?

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On 10/13/2017 at 1:38 AM, Duality said:

Pfeh, any smarmy sophomore can wax eloquent on calculus.

Close that webpage you've got open on Google and gimme everything you know about the Riemann Zeta Function, starting. . .*looks at watch*. . .now.

"Well, the Riemann Zeta Function is..."

*is drowned out by the sermon*

 

On 10/13/2017 at 1:38 AM, Duality said:

What is the weirdest item you own?

A scorpion encased in a glass dome.

 

On 10/13/2017 at 1:38 AM, Duality said:

What is the most impressive item you own?

Probably an almost complete 2012 US state Quarter collection from both the Denver and Philadelphia mint. Before you ask, no I don't collect anymore. Lost interest in it.

 

On 10/13/2017 at 1:38 AM, Duality said:

What is the oldest item you own?

An old polished stone.

 

On 10/13/2017 at 1:38 AM, Duality said:

What is the most valuable item you own (whether monetary or sentimental value)?

Um, a Spider-Man plush I've had forever. I won't let go of it.

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13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

"Well, the Riemann Zeta Function is..."

*is drowned out by the sermon*

Well, don't spare the gruesome details!

Give teh sermunz to meh!

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

A scorpion encased in a glass dome.

10/10.

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Probably an almost complete 2012 US state Quarter collection from both the Denver and Philadelphia mint. Before you ask, no I don't collect anymore. Lost interest in it.

post it to me numismatisenpai?

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

An old polished stone.

How do you know it's the oldest thing you own?

How old is it?

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Um, a Spider-Man plush I've had forever. I won't let go of it.

Awwwwwwww.

Would've thought you'd have a Tigger plush, given your username, but Spidey:kindness:

 

 

 

What is the most interesting place you've ever visited?

What is the longest you've ever gone without sleeping?

If you could choose a single tool that would last you the rest of your life, what would you choose and why?

What is your favourite piece of artwork, of any genre/type?

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9 hours ago, Duality said:

Well, don't spare the gruesome details!

Give teh sermunz to meh!

*metaphysically gives you teh sermunz*

"There, hand carved in excruciating detail!"

 

On 10/13/2017 at 1:38 AM, Duality said:

not me ;-;

*gives big bear hug* :3

 

9 hours ago, Duality said:

post it to me numismatisenpai?

Nu.

Mine.

 

9 hours ago, Duality said:

How do you know it's the oldest thing you own?

How old is it?

It's somewhat of a family heirloom, so "old" to me.

 

9 hours ago, Duality said:

Awwwwwwww.

Would've thought you'd have a Tigger plush, given your username, but Spidey:kindness:

Yeah, was a huge fan of Spidey back in the day, used to go around pretending to swing from building to building and stuff. My favorite superhero, man.

A Tigger plush would be awesome to have as well. Put it right next to the Spidey plush.

 

9 hours ago, Duality said:

What is the most interesting place you've ever visited?

I went to frickin' Disney World and SeaWorld when I was but a wee baby. So I, unfortunately, don't have any memory of it.

In my more recent life however, I did go to Antelope Canyon and Monument Valley in Utah.

 

9 hours ago, Duality said:

What is the longest you've ever gone without sleeping?

About three days.

 

9 hours ago, Duality said:

If you could choose a single tool that would last you the rest of your life, what would you choose and why?

Probably a Leatherman, because practicality. If anything goes, then it would be a magic wand, because magicks.

 

9 hours ago, Duality said:

What is your favourite piece of artwork, of any genre/type?

Ooh, tough question. This is likely to change as new artwork grabs my attention, but here:

Pone:

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Hymn to Eternal Frost by Shaadorian

I find this piece especially beautiful, like "hang-on-your-wall-over-your-bed-as-a-wall-scroll" kind of beautiful.

Non-pone:

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Rain in The City by alexandreev

I really like surreal imagery and this guy is really good at it. In fact, I would like a print of this on my wall one day.

And it wouldn't be complete without a tigger:

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Space Tiger by blayrd

Same with this, I want a high-quality print someday.

 

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