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[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 11/3/2017 at 10:28 PM, Duality said:

Have. . .have you tasted blue cheese before?

Umm, no.  I'm not too keen on the idea of eating cheese with a lot of mold in it.

 

On 11/3/2017 at 10:28 PM, Duality said:

EXTRA-SPARKLY MIND YOU

YEEESSS... TWILIGHT-SPARKLY

 

On 11/3/2017 at 10:28 PM, Duality said:

What's the most interesting thing you've ever found at a beach?

What's the creepiest thing you've ever found at a beach?

I've never been to a beach.

 

On 11/3/2017 at 10:28 PM, Duality said:

What's the most interesting/thought-provoking question you've ever heard?

Would you create a clone of yourself purely for your own benefit? Like harvesting organs and acting like a living blood bag? Does this clone have rights? Could it be considered its own person? Would it be "property" or "person?"

 

On 11/3/2017 at 10:28 PM, Duality said:

What's the coolest pen/pencil/writing implement you've ever seen?

A rugged, waterproof pen that could supposedly write underwater and in zero-gravity.

[Duality 10,738]

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 10:24 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Umm, no.  I'm not too keen on the idea of eating cheese with a lot of mold in it.

All cheese is 100% mouldy milk.

The fact that in blue cheese the mould is visible makes no difference.

Such slander. 

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 10:24 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

YEEESSS... TWILIGHT-SPARKLY

I can roll with this. 

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 10:24 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

I've never been to a beach.

That caught me on the back foot, I must say.

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 10:24 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Would you create a clone of yourself purely for your own benefit? Like harvesting organs and acting like a living blood bag? Does this clone have rights? Could it be considered its own person? Would it be "property" or "person?"

If it's sentient, then definitely no, no, yes, yes, person, and may I say that is a very unsettling question. 

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 10:24 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

A rugged, waterproof pen that could supposedly write underwater and in zero-gravity.

Was it an HB or a 2B?

 

 

 

In what ways are you extroverted?

In what ways are you introverted?

How much Latin do you know?

What is the most interesting/thought-provoking piece of art that you've ever seen?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 12/12/2017 at 4:28 PM, Duality said:

All cheese is 100% mouldy milk.

The fact that in blue cheese the mould is visible makes no difference.

Such slander. 

Doesn't stop it from looking wholly unappetizing and grossgusting. 

 

On 12/12/2017 at 4:28 PM, Duality said:

Was it an HB or a 2B?

According to Wikipedia, that classification applies to pencils. The pen I'm talking about uses a pressurized cartridge and it's a ballpoint.

 

 

On 12/12/2017 at 4:28 PM, Duality said:

In what ways are you extroverted?

I can talk to others I'm comfortable with pretty easily, as well as look to others for ideas and inspiration, especially concerning artwork.

 

On 12/12/2017 at 4:28 PM, Duality said:

In what ways are you introverted?

EVERY OTHER WAY.

 

On 12/12/2017 at 4:28 PM, Duality said:

How much Latin do you know?

Very little, the extent of my knowledge are derivatives commonly found in the English language. And even then, I hardly ever realize or even think about what is and is not derived from Latin. If you're talking about the actual language itself, zilch.

 

On 12/12/2017 at 4:28 PM, Duality said:

What is the most interesting/thought-provoking piece of art that you've ever seen?

Maybe this one:

Spoiler

This one is especially thought-provoking. You feel afraid and you question why. At first you think it's the giant spider and the whole rather odd situation. Then you really think about it and you realize you are more concerned with the hooded figure, whose face is shrouded in more ways than one and whose intentions are unclear - the taut leash controlling the dangerous creature, the seemingly sinister expression, and the disturbingly apparent realization that the figure is trying extremely hard to look normal and inconspicuous whilst covering up as much as possible. There is something wrong, very wrong...

This one's pretty interesting, too:

Spoiler

What kind of monstrosities have evolved to hunt humans? What world is this where such creatures exist? Are they living in secret? Are the humans aware of their existence? What is going on?!

Alexandreev's art in general is pretty bizarre and has serious potential to make you think.

Edited December 16, 2017 by TigerGeekGuy

[Duality 10,738]

17 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Doesn't stop it from looking wholly unappetizing and grossgusting. 

DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER EH TIGS

17 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

According to Wikipedia, that classification applies to pencils. The pen I'm talking about uses a pressurized cartridge and it's a ballpoint.

no duh

i was making a funny about how pencils can automatically write underwater and in space by default

17 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Very little, the extent of my knowledge are derivatives commonly found in the English language. And even then, I hardly ever realize or even think about what is and is not derived from Latin. If you're talking about the actual language itself, zilch.

Quod erat demonstrandum, my good sir.

 

 

 

What's your favourite historical event?

What's the oldest/smelliest/mouldiest piece of food you've ever found behind a piece of furniture?

What is your current opinion of yourself?

How has your opinion of yourself changed over the course of your life?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 12/16/2017 at 6:33 PM, Duality said:

DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER EH TIGS

BUT IT'S NOT A BOOK, IT'S FOOD. FOOD SHOULD AT LEAST LOOK APPETIZING.

 

On 12/16/2017 at 6:33 PM, Duality said:

What's your favourite historical event?

But, there's so many cool ones, I can't choose just one!

 

On 12/16/2017 at 6:33 PM, Duality said:

What's the oldest/smelliest/mouldiest piece of food you've ever found behind a piece of furniture?

Just an ugly, sticky, hard candy behind a shelf. That's about it.

 

On 12/16/2017 at 6:33 PM, Duality said:

What is your current opinion of yourself?

Meh.

 

On 12/16/2017 at 6:33 PM, Duality said:

How has your opinion of yourself changed over the course of your life?

Gone from "meh" to "Meh."

[Duality 10,738]

10 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

BUT IT'S NOT A BOOK, IT'S FOOD. FOOD SHOULD AT LEAST LOOK APPETIZING.

You do realise that most common food actually looks hideously unappetising, if you override your automatic (and highly subjective) 'that's obviously food' mental instinct?

Brown sausages look like dung.

Red sausages look like blood-soaked animal intestines (hey, guess what they used to be made out of).

Burger patties look like formerly-moist dung that spread out in a puddle before crusting over.

Soups look like congealed vomit.

Stews look like chunky congealed vomit.

Spaghetti looks like rat intestines.

Baked beans look like gallstones.

Coca Cola/Pepsi looks like insect intestinal juice.

Bread looks like perforated desiccated human flesh.

Even normal cheese looks like a semi-solid amorphous yellow blob (use your imagination; I certainly can't think of anything so horrifying that it looks like that).

10 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

But, there's so many cool ones, I can't choose just one!

You have to anyway.

Flip a twenty-sided coin or something. 

10 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Meh.

Gone from "meh" to "Meh."

but but but

y

 

 

 

What are your thoughts on flat-earth conspiracy theorists?

What are your thoughts on Einstein (the person, not his theories)?

What are your thoughts on [insert random celebrity here]?

What are your thoughts on [insert random person you've met at some point in your life]? 

Edited December 18, 2017 by Duality

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Which non-Latin-based language would you like to learn most?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 12/18/2017 at 12:47 PM, Duality said:

You do realise that most common food actually looks hideously unappetising, if you override your automatic (and highly subjective) 'that's obviously food' mental instinct?

Brown sausages look like dung.

Red sausages look like blood-soaked animal intestines (hey, guess what they used to be made out of).

Burger patties look like formerly-moist dung that spread out in a puddle before crusting over.

Soups look like congealed vomit.

Stews look like chunky congealed vomit.

Spaghetti looks like rat intestines.

Baked beans look like gallstones.

Coca Cola/Pepsi looks like insect intestinal juice.

Bread looks like perforated desiccated human flesh.

Even normal cheese looks like a semi-solid amorphous yellow blob (use your imagination; I certainly can't think of anything so horrifying that it looks like that).

I can say without a doubt, sir, that you have disgusted me. 

And failed to convince me, since mold often indicates foodstuff is in the state of decay.

I still have no intention of trying it.

 

On 12/18/2017 at 12:47 PM, Duality said:

You have to anyway.

Fine, I choose "that one time that one person did that one thing." 

 

On 12/18/2017 at 12:47 PM, Duality said:

What are your thoughts on flat-earth conspiracy theorists?

Two-dimensional.

 

On 12/18/2017 at 12:47 PM, Duality said:

What are your thoughts on Einstein (the person, not his theories)?

Smart guy.

 

On 12/18/2017 at 12:47 PM, Duality said:

What are your thoughts on [insert random celebrity here]?

[Insert random thought here]

 

On 12/18/2017 at 12:47 PM, Duality said:

What are your thoughts on [insert random person you've met at some point in your life]?

[Insert thoughts on recollection of random encounter here]

 

On 12/21/2017 at 1:34 PM, Sunset Rose said:

Which non-Latin-based language would you like to learn most?

Probably Japanese or Greek, both seem pretty interesting.

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On ‎23‎/‎12‎/‎2017 at 9:09 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

I can say without a doubt, sir, that you have disgusted me. 

And failed to convince me, since mold often indicates foodstuff is in the state of decay.

I still have no intention of trying it.

but you silli normal cheese is completely and utterly mouldy too

that's why it goes from white liquid (milk) to yellow solid (cheese) when they ferment it

if you're fine with normal cheese there is literally no justification for refusing blue cheese if you haven't tried it before

On ‎23‎/‎12‎/‎2017 at 9:09 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Smart guy.

understatement much

 

 

 

 

Who is your favourite superhero (besides Spidey)?

What is the longest cylindrical object you own?

What is the largest oblong object you own?

What is the tallest triangular object you own?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 12/24/2017 at 10:44 PM, Duality said:

Who is your favourite superhero (besides Spidey)?

Iron Man, I guess. Or Teen Titans' Raven.

 

On 12/24/2017 at 10:44 PM, Duality said:

What is the longest cylindrical object you own?

A curtain rod.

 

On 12/24/2017 at 10:44 PM, Duality said:

What is the largest oblong object you own?

Bed.

 

On 12/24/2017 at 10:44 PM, Duality said:

What is the tallest triangular object you own?

An Illuminati obelisk.

Nothing, unless you count the roof.

Edited December 27, 2017 by TigerGeekGuy

[Duality 10,738]

15 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

An Illuminati obelisk.

should i be scared

 

 

 

How many milligrams of iron do you estimate there are currently in your body?

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got from licking electric fences?

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got from being injected with rusty anaesthetic needles at the dentist?

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got by getting swagliciously impaled by Merlin using Excalibur when he TARDIS-time-travelled to the 18th century and turned out to be the heretofore-unknown son of the 61st Doctor and a half-Dalek version of the Terminator?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 12/27/2017 at 7:00 PM, Duality said:

should i be scared

Perhaps...

 

On 12/27/2017 at 7:00 PM, Duality said:

How many milligrams of iron do you estimate there are currently in your body?

That many.

 

On 12/27/2017 at 7:00 PM, Duality said:

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got from licking electric fences?

 Uh, none.

 

On 12/27/2017 at 7:00 PM, Duality said:

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got from being injected with rusty anaesthetic needles at the dentist?

 Bruh...

 

On 12/27/2017 at 7:00 PM, Duality said:

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got by getting swagliciously impaled by Merlin using Excalibur when he TARDIS-time-travelled to the 18th century and turned out to be the heretofore-unknown son of the 61st Doctor and a half-Dalek version of the Terminator?

Hmm...

I'd say all of them.

[Duality 10,738]

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

 Bruh...

you said you liked horror stories

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Hmm...

I'd say all of them.

THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY

 

 

 

Just because I can't abide wasting such a swagliciously spontaneously-invented word as 'swaglicious':

What's the swagliciousest injury you've ever walked off?

What's the swagliciousest outfit you've ever worn?

What's the swagliciousest comeback/witticism you've ever said?

What's the swagliciousest person you've ever hung out with?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 1/10/2018 at 1:26 PM, Duality said:

What's the swagliciousest injury you've ever walked off?

An absolutely devastating paper cut. I was nearly maimed!

 

On 1/10/2018 at 1:26 PM, Duality said:

What's the swagliciousest outfit you've ever worn?

Muh Halloween costume. Now that is true swag right there.

 

On 1/10/2018 at 1:26 PM, Duality said:

What's the swagliciousest comeback/witticism you've ever said?

Oh, you know the one. 

 

On 1/10/2018 at 1:26 PM, Duality said:

What's the swagliciousest person you've ever hung out with?

cough

*Who’s

And the answer is...

Spoiler

DEFINITELY not you.

 

[Duality 10,738]

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

An absolutely devastating paper cut. I was nearly maimed!

*swoons onto floor*

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Oh, you know the one. 

None come to mind, actually. 

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

cough

*Who’s

That was a deliberate grammatical error used for the sake of ironically keeping the 'What's the swagliciousest. . .' format of the question set.

Jokebreaker. 

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

And the answer is...

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DEFINITELY not you.

yay i'm so sweglishus

 

 

 

What is the largest gemstone you've ever seen?

What's the favourite subject that you took in school?

Is Twilight Sparkle actually as adorable as we have been led to believe?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 1/12/2018 at 5:43 PM, Duality said:

None come to mind, actually. 

What kind of friend are you...

 

On 1/12/2018 at 5:43 PM, Duality said:

What is the largest gemstone you've ever seen?

I've seen a huge, fist-sized clump of quartz before. That's about it.

 

On 1/12/2018 at 5:43 PM, Duality said:

What's the favourite subject that you took in school?

MATH. It was the most fun. English is close second.

 

On 1/12/2018 at 5:43 PM, Duality said:

Is Twilight Sparkle actually as adorable as we have been led to believe?

No.

Spoiler

She is far more adorkable than we could ever imagine.

 

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

What’s the difference between a Geek, a Nerd, and a Dork? Similarities?

 

Is the cake truly a lie?

[Duality 10,738]

15 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

What kind of friend are you...

One with bad long-term memory? 

15 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

MATH. It was the most fun.

yes

15 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

English is close second.

no

15 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

No.

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She is far more adorkable than we could ever imagine.

 

but what about adorability

adorable =/= adorkable y'know

 

 

 

 

Simple question this time:

IS IT TRUE?!???!?!??!!?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 1/17/2018 at 2:02 AM, ZethaPonderer said:

What’s the difference between a Geek, a Nerd, and a Dork? Similarities?

A geek is someone that involves oneself in fandoms and invests substantial amounts of time and effort into them. Often buying merchandise, though it is not necessary.

A nerd is someone that is well-educated about a particular topic or topics, usually of the academic variety, but can also be of specific topics not directly related to academics, such as photography.

A dork is someone that is pretty awkward and/or silly, usually without actively trying, and often makes light of many situations. A person that can be themselves without caring what anyone else thinks.

Similarities between them mostly pertain to the passion the person has for particular topics. A nerd can be a dork, a geek can be a nerd, and so on and so forth.

 

On 1/17/2018 at 2:02 AM, ZethaPonderer said:

Is the cake truly a lie?

Yes. Yes, it is.

 

 

On 1/17/2018 at 7:14 PM, Duality said:

but what about adorability

We simply do not have the tools available, the knowledge necessary, and the quantities needed to ascertain the vast extent of Twilight's adorability. 

 

On 1/17/2018 at 7:14 PM, Duality said:

IS IT TRUE?!???!?!??!!?

To be determined...

Edited January 21, 2018 by TigerGeekGuy

[Nightfall Gloam 18,237]

Inspiration behind your username?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

22 minutes ago, Nightfallicious Gloamiscus said:

Inspiration behind your username?

Nonexistent, was too lazy to make a more creative name at the time, so I just put three words that I thought described myself well together.

 

It’s kinda grown on me though, so I don’t think I’ll be changing it anytime soon.

Edited January 21, 2018 by TigerGeekGuy

[Duality 10,738]

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

We simply do not have the tools available, the knowledge necessary, and the quantities needed to ascertain the vast extent of Twilight's adorability. 

How many centuries do you estimate it will take for us to develop the quantificational technology and experimental techniques necessary to correctly assign a value to such?

12 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

To be determined...

Is it even determinable?

 

 

 

What, exactly, is the 'outlook not so good' on the truth of?

How many dimensions does a sheep have?

From whence and wherefore?

What is the best word ever?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 1/21/2018 at 3:42 PM, Duality said:

How many centuries do you estimate it will take for us to develop the quantificational technology and experimental techniques necessary to correctly assign a value to such?

One day we shall come close to correctly identifying it, but it will take several millennia before we can...

 

On 1/21/2018 at 3:42 PM, Duality said:

Is it even determinable?

Unlikely.

 

On 1/21/2018 at 3:42 PM, Duality said:

What, exactly, is the 'outlook not so good' on the truth of?

Whether or not you will get salt on your fries.

 

On 1/21/2018 at 3:42 PM, Duality said:

How many dimensions does a sheep have?

I asked my sheep friend to help with this. I have concluded that a singular sheep has exactly Baa to the Baaa dimensions.

 

On 1/21/2018 at 3:42 PM, Duality said:

From whence and wherefore?

From thy abode and for thy chivalry.

 

On 1/21/2018 at 3:42 PM, Duality said:

What is the best word ever?

After taking careful consideration and using strict methods to determine the exact answer to this particular question, I have concluded that the answer is...

Spoiler

"bleh."

 

[Duality 10,738]

9 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Whether or not you will get salt on your fries.

*swoons*

9 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

I asked my sheep friend to help with this. I have concluded that a singular sheep has exactly Baa to the Baaa dimensions.

A complex number of dimensions?

Astounding.

9 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

From thy abode and for thy chivalry.

Best response yet.

9 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

After taking careful consideration and using strict methods to determine the exact answer to this particular question, I have concluded that the answer is...

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"bleh."

Lies.

'Absquatulate' is vastly superior.

 

 

 

Which would you rather be able to pwn everyone else on earth at, air guitar solos or ninja boops?

Who would you rather be able to pwn epically in a live-TV fight, Dwayne Johnson or Jacky Chan?

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place?

What part of your body vanishes every time you stand up?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 2/5/2018 at 2:19 PM, Duality said:

Which would you rather be able to pwn everyone else on earth at, air guitar solos or ninja boops?

Ninja boops, definitely.

 

On 2/5/2018 at 2:19 PM, Duality said:

Who would you rather be able to pwn epically in a live-TV fight, Dwayne Johnson or Jacky Chan?

I’m a fan of both actors, Jackie Chan more so. It hurts me to say this, but, Dwayne Johnson.

 

On 2/5/2018 at 2:19 PM, Duality said:

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place?

“E.” 2ez

 

On 2/5/2018 at 2:19 PM, Duality said:

What part of your body vanishes every time you stand up?

That one.