The useless advice game

[Hoppy 699]

the game is simple give advice that is more useless then the user above you.

i guess im 1st

dont make a topic then not post on it

[Hierok 11,829]

First break something and then think of the reason why you did that.

Edited September 28, 2017 by Hierok

[Deae Rising Shine~ 52,387]

jump from a airplaewhile wearing a pegasus pony costume and scream "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!"

 

Disclaimer: Dont try this in reality

 

[Victoria Sponge 1,014]

Cover a teabag in waterproof solution.

[Will Guide 21,325]

Buying a parachute on sale.

[Dark Horse 12,799]

Talk to a person multiple times to reveal more about their personality.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,631]

Remember, licking doorknobs on other planets is illegal.

[DubWolf 16,604]

Just a suggestion, but why not have someone ask for advice and then the person below provide bad advice so at least each adjacent post is somewhat relevant  ?

Oh crap that's good advice, or is it  ?

[Flutterstep 46,280]

Get a pair of scissors, dip it in bleach then stab both of your eyes.

Next read a book on why you shouldn't do that.

[BloodDrops 762]

Doing that then reading the rules

 

don't break ze rules

 

also bless u all ^^

[TBD 17,228]

remember kids, the best rule there is..is no rules at all.

[Ivan The Adorable 304]

Don't lose the rules. Use the rules.

Declare: "Today is opposite day!" and you can write off a bank robbery as charity.

[Scrubbed user 3,415]

If you want to speed up your internet connection, make sure all the doors and windows are closed so the WiFi won't leak out.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

If you truly want your car to go faster, don't waste money tuning it up. Tape a bunch of Stallions to the windshield. More horsepower = more speed. Tape on a few birds, and it'll fly as well. But be sure to test it with a cliff first. Otherwise it might not work when you're driving down the street and really need it.

[Will Guide 21,325]

In an emergency, always for permission before calling 911. Otherwise, you'd be extremely rude.

[Tao 6,719]

Always let a fire burn with no one to watch it!

[Mirage 24,130]

Cry on the first date to get that out of the way.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Don't go on the first date at all! Just murder everyone and save yourself the pain!

*cries internally*

 

(To my boyfriend, should he ever read this: I'm kidding about this. Love you!)

[GrimGrimoire 4,970]

Cut tennis ball in half so you can store more in a can.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Go to a Slipknot concert wearing any Mane 6 costume... o3o

[Duality 10,738]

I never realised I needed this thread to be a thing until now.

 

Now, remember, kids, don't die. Dying is bad.

[VinylWubs 1,249]

Always leave the bathroom light on before you start licking spoons cause in Mars that's their way of saying "HELLO" unless your a tree

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Take of your clothes when you have to go to the toilet.

[TwiTracker 973]

Move your legs if you want to walk

[Duality 10,738]

Move your arms if you want to walk.