What is the dumbest way you have ever injured yourself?

[Guest]

Once I sliced my finger quite effectively when I was taking an empty can of soda apart with a carpet knife. For some reason I had no idea that the edges of the hole I made on the can would be so sharp.

[Libra 11,690]

Split my knee open when i fell going up a flight of stairs. Left area, two open woulnds, below the kneecap where the knee and the lower part of the leg meet. It sucked, ow.

[Scootaloo Is Best Filly 576]

- injured myself in a game of kickball. I leaped trying to get to third base before the ball did and landed ankle first on the base leading me to be on crutches for like a month.

 

- had to be in an ankle cast after I was running down the stairs at a movie theater and jumped leading me to land awkwardly on my ankle.

- when I was younger I had to get stitches in my hand after drying off  a sharp knife......with a paper towel

[candycepsis 12]

I cut my finger with a plastic spoon once.

The most embarrassing way was me just jumping around being annoying as a kid and then tripping in a hole.  Sprained my ankle really bad and had to miss our camping trip.

[luftschloss 831]

I broke my leg on one of those inflatable jumpee houses when I was three.

[Dreambiscuit 8,024]

I dropped a frozen turkey on my foot. I wasn't wearing shoes (just socks) and it really hurt. No permanent injuries but I got so mad that I kicked the turkey and stubbed my toe. So it definitely goes into the stupid injury hall of fame for me. 

[Spryzen.0.Zt 75]

When I was 6 or 7, I placed my finger inside a hole on a chair. I immediately pulled it off. The skin got pulled off. Also, when I was 8, I was holding something on a door, when a strong wind happened, my finger lost a lot of skin. Like muscles can be seen probably.

[They call me Loyalty 1,941]

While practicing kicks, the articulation on my right leg ended up absorbing most of the impact, injuring both meniscus and synovial bursa.

I wasn't mindful of my body.

[Dan. 1,825]

I use to have one of those electric tennis racket things you'd use to swat at wasps/mosquito with..I was showing my cousin it when I thought I had  taken out the batteries and ended up getting myself a jolt.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

I was in a hurry once and so I rushed quickly into the car. And then I cut myself in the leg with the rim of the garbage can we put in the car, the scar is still there and it has been 3 years now. That garbage can is very small and made of plastic, I remind you. 

Edited March 11, 2018 by Wannabrony

[RoyalAgate 13]

I tried prying open a can with a butter knife and cut myself on the can lid

[Cash In 21,509]

I've dropped my keyboard on to my foot before. Don't ask how, but it hurt like crazy.

[jasiulo 2]

I checked if a stapler works on my finger.

 

[ultrairongorilla 2,064]

In 3rd grade I accidentally crushed my finger between two desks near the end of the day, and when it took me until I got home to realize how badly bruised and bloody my finger was.

 

[Quadropus 171]

How do i say this without sounding insane? well i cut my self with a knife, i wasn't trying to kill myself or anything, i have no idea why i did it though so this is probably the dumbest thing i've ever done.

[Dynamo Pad 10,777]

I once sprained my arm during middle school. It was around the time for everyone to leave and go home for the day. I was on the bus and I was balancing my arms on the seats. My right arm slipped and I lost my balance, which caused me to fall to the ground. I had my book bag at the time and it was full of heavy books, so the weight of the book bag landed on my right arm. My arm was hurting me, but it didn't feel broken. After a few hours, my arm was in a lot of pain. My parents were guessing I sprained it and told me that my arm will be better soon. 

[Props Valroa 26,038]

I was sitting at my desk in 4th grade and I was playing around with my mechanical pencil and somehow I inhaled 2 pieces of lead.

[Mystic Brush 102]

When i was in middle school, i was running late for my bus and,i quickly ran out the door. I ended up slamming the door and, ended up smashing my middle finger in between the frame. I was in unbearable pain for the whole day. I question myself to this day, why the heck did i go to school? I guess that i was in so much pain that i wasn't thinking but, still... My nail ended up falling off later on. It was gross growing it back and, it took ages.

Edited March 1, 2018 by Mystic Brush

[Roughtek 54]

Falling while getting into a Peterbilt truck, when you dont use 3 points of contact and slip on the 2nd step because you are rushing so you jump up the steps, then when you slip your face hits the seat and you fall onto the ground on your back.....yeah, best part is it was on camera and I went in the next day and my boss showed me and didnt say anything.

[Altastrofae 933]

got pissed and puched a particularly jagged brick wall. My knuckles were practically pouring blood.

[Ganondorf8 11,118]

I've had quite a few instances of this but perhaps the worst one I remember was when I tried jumping over a fence in my bid to follow in the footsteps of my older brother and sister back when we were much younger. Unfortunately, I tripped and slammed my face into the ground, resulting in my losing my middle baby teeth. Thinking back on it now, I knew that I shouldn't have attempted it but I wanted to be included as they often distanced themselves from me on account of how I was different.

[Babyyoshi309 1,829]

Drifting on a bike... 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Peeling an orange...

...do't laugh at me ! 

[Equus 91]

I am hugely 'accident' prone. I have sliced my leg open with a boxcutter trying to cut some paper or fabric at ~13, skinned my knee and wrist badly trying to make an impossibly rapid 90 degree turn on a scooter also at ~13, broken my leg jumping off a bed when I was ~5, broken my toe on a brick hearth running into the kitchen for the last onion ring at ~19-20 (worth it, btw) and sliced the end of my finger off rummaging through a bag I had left an uncovered razor down in for some reason a few months ago, but probably the crown jewel was when I irreversibly shattered the end of a front tooth biting down hard on a spoon whilst eating mostly melted ice cream. Why on earth I did that, I have no idea. That wasn't when I was a naive and dumb kid, I was 20 or 21 when that happened.

[MidnightFire1222 1,682]

I got bumped in the head by a Labrador retriever when I was a kid. i was playing fetch with her in the house and sitting on the floor. She ran right into my head, leaving a bruise that took awhile to heal (dogs have VERY thick skulls, or at least she did), and shoved my glasses back and the nose comfort things skinned the sides of the bridge of my nose.

 

Another time I was running around with one of our Basset hounds in the backyard (which was fenced in so the dogs didn't run off) and I wasn't paying entirely attention to where i was going and where she was going. I tripped over her (they are long and very short dogs). Landed in soft grass luckily, but I lost my glasses and nearly broke them when I landed on them. The got bent up pretty bad, but they were flexible frames so I was able to fix them.