Say something totally random!

[Adamgreen 1,129]

Can a can be a man?

[PinkieShadow 4,053]

Well I say something random....  didgeridoo.... and a random picture like This :

4 hours ago, Adamgreen said:

Can a can be a man?

I need to go to the can........ ( is this random or what? )

[Hetairoi15 130]

Option or prime tyres?

[Driverscissors 75]

Why must the one i love not love me?

Thick thighs save lives.

[BloodDrops 762]

22 hours ago, WWolf said:

What if BloodDrops is actually the bloodthirsty, psycho side of Dreambiscuit  ?

 Zombie Biscuits

 

nah i can't see it

[CheeryFox 23,811]

What's all this hullabaloo? TV, go to your room!

[Prospekt 10,984]

If you need lemonade after the game, please let me know how I can think of a better way to get the money. My life is in your hands.

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?

[PlzDelete 2,455]

I'm a scatman! ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop

[Driverscissors 75]

The snack that smiles back, goldfish!

[LeafFerret 3,382]

But can they play defense?

[Widdershins 9,955]

  All life is meaningless. But, following the logic of worry, we can see that the impact of situations effect us on a myriad of ways depending on how we allow ourselves to perceive it. Thusly, it can be said that all exists as we allow it to exist. The meaning in life is directly derived from is meaninglessness. It is how we react, how we allow our surroundings to give unto us as we give unto them, how we feel that allows us to ever change & continue growing into the insurmountable beings of everchanging beauty that we all can be.

 The Meaning of Life is Living It.

  ...who said that Random had to be silly, contextless balderdash?

[Lektra Bolt 2,336]

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesse

[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

Do not feed a CD to your cat, or else it will start singing to you and then it will start its own studio.

[GeekySonic 1,150]

That's not a flashlight, that's a sledgehammer!

[Lektra Bolt 2,336]

I will sledgehammer any Apple devices that I somehow come into possession of that don't belong to someone else. True story.

What? This is random and also true. Never said I can't tell the truth 

Edited November 14, 2017 by Lektra Bolt

[CheeryFox 23,811]

"What would you do for a Klondike bar?" Gimme the fucking ice cream bar!

[Driverscissors 75]

But don't tell my heart My achy breaky heart I just don't think he'd understand And if you tell my heart My achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man.

[Sparklefan1234 161,842]

@Kyoshi @ChB

 

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." 

Edited November 14, 2017 by Sparklefan1234

[Prospekt 10,984]

This is Applejack. Some people might try to tell you that it's Pinkie Pie. They might scream "Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie," over and over and over again. They might put "PINKIE PIE" in all caps. You might even start to believe that this is Pinkie Pie. But it's not. This is Applejack.

[SoberStarlight 906]

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Something totally random

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

Cranberry Pomegranate, Cranberry Apple, Cranberry Lemon, Cranberry Grape, Cranberry Watermelon, Cranberry Strawberry, Cranberry Blueberry, Cranberry Orange, Cranberry Banana.

 

What is up with the obsession of Cranberry? To be fair I do like Cranberry Pomegranate.

[Driverscissors 75]

Pikachu i choose you!

[Angle Alastor 3,805]

i say something random ? why dont you ? why dont everypony say something random ? :3