Say something totally random!

[OkBuddy 586]

Life is only a simulation. We keep respawning in progressively more difficult levels, driving us to insanity. Friends and families are harvested for their sick enjoyment. When will the madness cease? When will we be free? How long will they get away with this? 

big chonk lolololol

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

When something becomes overwhelmingly difficult, throw a rock at it.

When it doesn't help, throw another one.

[Treeglow Flicker 12,971]

Bum crack!

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,198]

Blargin fedibble no hip!

[Fasu 550]

Why is there so few pink cars!? We need more pink cars!!

[Here No Longer 5,270]

IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY!

[Early Sunsets 2,106]

"I don't know what it is but light matches attract a bunch of characters. Gus Polliard is known to shave his head and spray paint it blue before each match."

[DJ_Vinyl.Scratch_3 202]

DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!

[OkBuddy 586]

let me in, LET ME IINNNNN

[kinda deleted 224]

I have to do that but I have no money for his bday is coming to get me to sign it and send lol lol lol even if he R even if we're watching a movie and people are you Muslim ban is a bit of a break from me for a bit and then I will send you a check or something else if I don't get back to you tonight when you reply R I G to be in town on the for the next week or so ago I had to finish up to you tonight when I get home I will be there at least my mom is coming to get the kids to the next level of the time I get home I'll be home by saying I can get it

[cuteycindyhoney 13,282]

The soup won't return my calls.

[Treeglow Flicker 12,971]

I see your llama and raise you a penguin.

[Tropical Melody 5,068]

Uncertain leaping
while a papal throne slithers
below the phoenix

A Haiku by Midnight Blodgett (that's me)

 

[Olly 1,008]

Are tacos a form of sandwich 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

GREAT SCOTT!

Edited February 8, 2019 by ~Dusky~

[Olly 1,008]

Now I wanna know what you said before you edited your post

[Here No Longer 5,270]

17 hours ago, Olly said:

Now I wanna know what you said before you edited your post

I was going to say that we've all been wondering if tacos are a sandwich... Haven't we...? *thinking*

[Treeglow Flicker 12,971]

Lawks-a-lordy, my bottom's on fire!

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

On 2/9/2019 at 5:49 AM, Treeglow Flicker said:

Lawks-a-lordy, my bottom's on fire!

Lenin!

Edited February 10, 2019 by Dawnchaser

[Treeglow Flicker 12,971]

2 hours ago, Dawnchaser said:

Lenin!

"Yes, well I can accept that, though the exact answer was Joan of Arc." - Bambi

[Tao 6,705]

NOW!

[Here No Longer 5,270]

WOOMPF!

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

10 hours ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

"Yes, well I can accept that, though the exact answer was Joan of Arc." - Bambi

I've got a Porsche *giggles*

[Tropical Melody 5,068]

FROOMB!

([The] Fluid's Running Out Of My Brakes [it's a real book title])

 

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