January 31 Life is only a simulation. We keep respawning in progressively more difficult levels, driving us to insanity. Friends and families are harvested for their sick enjoyment. When will the madness cease? When will we be free? How long will they get away with this? big chonk lolololol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
February 1 When something becomes overwhelmingly difficult, throw a rock at it. When it doesn't help, throw another one. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
February 5 Why is there so few pink cars!? We need more pink cars!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
February 7 IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
February 7 "I don't know what it is but light matches attract a bunch of characters. Gus Polliard is known to shave his head and spray paint it blue before each match." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
February 7 DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
February 7 I have to do that but I have no money for his bday is coming to get me to sign it and send lol lol lol even if he R even if we're watching a movie and people are you Muslim ban is a bit of a break from me for a bit and then I will send you a check or something else if I don't get back to you tonight when you reply R I G to be in town on the for the next week or so ago I had to finish up to you tonight when I get home I will be there at least my mom is coming to get the kids to the next level of the time I get home I'll be home by saying I can get it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
February 7 The soup won't return my calls. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
February 7 I see your llama and raise you a penguin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
February 7 Uncertain leaping while a papal throne slithers below the phoenix A Haiku by Midnight Blodgett (that's me) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
February 8 GREAT SCOTT! Edited February 8 by ~Dusky~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
February 8 Now I wanna know what you said before you edited your post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
February 8 17 hours ago, Olly said: Now I wanna know what you said before you edited your post I was going to say that we've all been wondering if tacos are a sandwich... Haven't we...? *thinking* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
February 9 Lawks-a-lordy, my bottom's on fire! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
February 10 On 2/9/2019 at 5:49 AM, Treeglow Flicker said: Lawks-a-lordy, my bottom's on fire! Lenin! Edited February 10 by Dawnchaser 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
February 10 2 hours ago, Dawnchaser said: Lenin! "Yes, well I can accept that, though the exact answer was Joan of Arc." - Bambi 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
February 11 10 hours ago, Treeglow Flicker said: "Yes, well I can accept that, though the exact answer was Joan of Arc." - Bambi I've got a Porsche *giggles* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
February 11 FROOMB! ([The] Fluid's Running Out Of My Brakes [it's a real book title]) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Badges
February 11 Unexpected item in bagging area, please remove item before continuing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
