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2 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

The Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-on-Sea has struck again!

Damn those German long range gunners!

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I was walking long the street thinking how to find and ensnare this accursed batter pudding hurler that has been terrorizing the town. Just then, a man approached me, towing a gas oven behind him on a piece of string. "'Scuse me guvnor," he says, "Have you got a match? Only me pilot light's gorn out and me batter pudding's getting cold." "Certainly my good man!" I replied, "Here keep the box!" And off he went happily, leaving me with that warm glow of satisfaction that one gets from doing a kindly and selfless act.

Now, where was I ...?

 

 

 

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Wonder why even bother for those who wanna curse/swear but say it censored? Sounds hypocritical, but another way of looking at is this.

 

Censoring words like S:mlp_yay:t, F:mlp_yay:k, B:mlp_yay:ch, Assh:mlp_yay:e, C:mlp_yay:t is Outrageously Hilarious. For some people censoring stuff like this and saying it in censored beeps is Funny to them.

 

So, moral of the story. Censoring S:mlp_yay:t is F:mlp_yay:king Hilarious.

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What if sharks are trying to get us out of our cages, because they think we're imprisoned? :mlp_huh:

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She was doing the dance of the seven army surplus blankets - the lights went down, and as the last blanket fell to the floor, I sidled up to her in the dark. "Oh delectable creature" I said, "Why do you dance in this den of vice?" - "I gotta make a living too you know!" - "Eccles! But you're not a woman!" - "I know that! But don't tell the manager." - "Why not?" - "We're engaged..."

 

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"I'm ugly and I'm PROUD!"

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Pizza rolls are just spaghetti flavored tide pods

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great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies :nom:

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WAZZAM!

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 No, I won't. 

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Soupy

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What?

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Crabgrass

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@Prospekt What up, cuz?

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DOWN WITH THE QUEEN!

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Agony, thy name is Brandon Belt.

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51 minutes ago, Tao said:

DOWN WITH THE QUEEN!

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

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Puuuuding 

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Eyelids are useless, we have seashells for that. Change my mind. -~-

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Waaaalmaaaaart!!!!!

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Emplo-YEE

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315-best-images-about-anime-quotes-on-pi

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