Say something totally random!

[Prospekt 10,984]

It's better for Fran to fan a fan than for a fan to fan a fan.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

Weew have you surroundedde. At leastseal from this siis.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,231]

Don't eat McDonald's if you own a pet dog, doing so will result in the dog turning into a wolf and eating fried cheese!

I know someone on another site who would love this thread!

[Will Guide 21,325]

Which sounds more ridiculous: "Butts twelve by pies" or "Duck, Duck, orange juice, Robert Downy Jr."?

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

Coke Zero 400: Where all-American meets absolutely amazing. Guarantee your seats now! 

[Tao 6,706]

I WILL RULE THE WORLD!  FEAR ME!

[Prospekt 10,984]

Wise sayings of Prospekt, entry #447:

"Pony."

[PiratePony 8,473]

What to do to dye today at a minute or two til two; a thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do. For they'll beat a tattoo at a twenty to two with a ratatatatatatattoo, and the dragon will come when he hears the drum: at a minute or two til two today. At a minute or two til two.

[Will Guide 21,325]

!E-S-U-O-M Y-E-K-C-I-M 

?Em dna uoy rof edam s'taht bulc eht fo redael eht s'ohw (sgnis)

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

I do believe I’m on fire.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaps

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

When you gotta go, you gotta go. 

[CheeryFox 23,811]

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

[Nightfall Gloam 18,231]

POWER TO THE PEOPLE OF ZARZARZARKHII!!!!!!!

We will RULE the universe with our cheese pies!

[Rikifive 23,472]

34 characters (20 is the minimum).  

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

I believe in you 

[Nature Tune 8,391]

AND YOU ARE UNFORGETTABLEEE

I NEED TO GET YOU ALOOONNNEEEE

OOOHHH

 

 

[Tao 6,706]

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN! 

[thegoodhen 698]

Oh wow, this seems like a thread I'd enjoy.

THERE WE GO: 

Pretty much anything sounds like a banjo, if you apply an exponential decay.
Helicopters are surprisingly cheap, you can get one for $100K, tow truck included. 
The top propeller of an autogyro isn't actually a propeller, it has no motor attached to it and only acts as a rotating wing, giving it a lift.
Autogyros seems surprisingly maneuverable though. 
Helicopters are usually designed to be able to land safely even when the motor dies.
The new Rolls Royce Phantom has an active suspension, which scans the road ahead and adjusts the pistons the wheels are connected to accordingly. Bose has made this technology, but it's too heavy and pricey to be used in larger scale: 

 

[Prospekt 10,984]

Sixty billion double dollars!!!

[Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,221]

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,231]

Taken from the Wikipedia article for Windows XP:

Windows XP (codenamed Whistler) is a personal computer operating system that was produced by Microsoft as part of the Windows NT family of operating systems. It was released to manufacturing on August 24, 2001, and broadly released for retail sale on October 25, 2001.

Development of Windows XP began in the late 1990s as "Neptune", an operating system built on the Windows NT kernel which was intended specifically for mainstream consumer use. An updated version of Windows 2000 was also originally planned for the business market; however, in January 2000, both projects were shelved in favor of a single OS codenamed "Whistler", which would serve as a single OS platform for both consumer and business markets. Windows XP was a major advance from the MS-DOS based versions of Windows in security, stability and efficiency due to its use of Windows NT underpinnings. It introduced a significantly redesigned graphical user interface and was the first version of Windows to use product activation in an effort to reduce its copyright infringement.

Upon its release, Windows XP received generally positive reviews, with critics noting increased performance and overall stability (especially in comparison to Windows ME), a more intuitive user interface, improved hardware support, and its expanded multimedia capabilities.[6] Despite some initial concerns over the new licensing model and product activation system, Windows XP eventually proved to be popular and widely used. It is estimated that at least 400 million copies of Windows XP were sold globally within its first five years of availability, and at least one billion copies were sold by April 2014. Sales of Windows XP licenses to original equipment manufacturers (OEMs) ceased on June 30, 2008, but continued for netbooks until October 2010.

Extended support for Windows XP ended on April 8, 2014, after which the operating system ceased receiving further support or security updates to most users. As of December 2017, Windows XP holds 3.55% of the whole Windows market share.

[Rikifive 23,472]

WHAT DOES BIG SMOKE SAY?

[Spryzen.0.Zt 75]

There’s a hoax that Jupiter is in a pineapple under the sea of... out of ideas.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

You looking for a new minefield that's in Scotland's mailbox that's in Russia?