Say something totally random!

[CypherHoof 26,479]

4 minutes ago, Meemayfox said:

Something, something...farts. 

Needed to tag @Emerald<3

2 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

ƱИỊϾØЯИ

unicodecorn?

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

@CypherHoof

(Lol thanks for tagging mel

Now onto my regular newscast if totally not nonsense, where things to not make sense. Or do they?

[CypherHoof 26,479]

38 minutes ago, Emerald<3 said:

@CypherHoof

(Lol thanks for tagging mel

Now onto my regular newscast if totally not nonsense, where things to not make sense. Or do they?

%PARSE_ERROR Please Resubmit

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

Opinions are like buttholes: They all stink, but we all have one.  

[CypherHoof 26,479]

30 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

Opinions are like buttholes: They all stink, but we all have one.  

Well, apparently this japanese company has the solution

now your butthole can smell like cherry blossoms

[Samurai Equine 45,818]

When I was a robber in boston place, you gathered round me with your fine embrace...

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

Stop chilling the ice, it's too spicy.

[TheRockARooster 47,261]

How come all the funny lines in the show are the ones behind me?

- Max Headroom

[Samurai Equine 45,818]

Spunk yeah.

[CypherHoof 26,479]

MA MA MA MAX HEADROOM MAX HEADROOM ROOM MA MA MA...

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Ray is Best Lizard

[CheeryFox 23,811]

18 hours ago, Lucky Bolt said:

Opinions are like buttholes: They all stink, but we all have one.  

Also... Some ppl are buttholes. They reek of shite. 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 hour ago, Meemayfox said:

Also... Some ppl are buttholes. They reek of shite. 

The ones to watch for are the ones that are all sweet smelling roses to your face - then crap on you when your back is turned....

[Cwanky 17,454]

4 hours ago, Meemayfox said:

Also... Some ppl are buttholes. They reek of shite. 

Mr. Poopybutthole told me to tell you he's sorry you didn't have bad memories with him. If you love him, you should leave.

[Tropical Melody 5,093]

There was a story about a spaceman who was sent out to find the edge of the universe, then to come back and tell the world what it was like, and whether there was anything beyond. And he saw it, and he came back, but all he could say was, "I've seen it! The edge of the universe!"

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

I love you so much          

[CypherHoof 26,479]

24 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

There was a story about a spaceman who was sent out to find the edge of the universe, then to come back and tell the world what it was like, and whether there was anything beyond. And he saw it, and he came back, but all he could say was, "I've seen it! The edge of the universe!"

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

Night Owls are better than Early Birds.

Screw you Ben Franklin, “Early to Bed, Early to Rise. Makes a man Healthy, Wealthy, and Wise”. 

[Cwanky 17,454]

            

[Treeglow Flicker 13,006]

I have a growing collection of meep morps.

[Samurai Equine 45,818]

And in other news today, a local man looked up at the encroaching storm and said "EAT ME! Come on, eat me! I know you want to~ I've got no calories, no carbs, no sugars, low in fat, no cholesterol... JUST EAT ME ALL READY!" And that about wraps it up for the sports segment. Now back to Jane with news that's actually relevant. Jane?

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Och aye the noo, the noo the noo, och aye the noo, the noo.

<and that was the noos, now for the weather>

 

[Tropical Melody 5,093]

I got water in my gas!

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 hour ago, Tropical Melody said:

I got water in my gas!

Corn! It gives you Gas!

[The Chained Angel 7]

I special summon the Blue-Eyes White Dragon!