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Mr. Nobody

BY ANONYMOUS
I know a funny little man,
    As quiet as a mouse,
Who does the mischief that is done
    In everybody’s house!
There’s no one ever sees his face,
    And yet we all agree
That every plate we break was cracked
    By Mr. Nobody.
 
’Tis he who always tears out books,
    Who leaves the door ajar,
He pulls the buttons from our shirts,
    And scatters pins afar;
That squeaking door will always squeak,
    For prithee, don’t you see,
We leave the oiling to be done
    By Mr. Nobody.
 
He puts damp wood upon the fire
   That kettles cannot boil;
His are the feet that bring in mud,
   And all the carpets soil.
The papers always are mislaid;
   Who had them last, but he?
There’s no one tosses them about
   But Mr. Nobody.
 
The finger marks upon the door
    By none of us are made;
We never leave the blinds unclosed,
    To let the curtains fade.
The ink we never spill;   the boots
    That lying round you see
Are not our boots,—they all belong
    To Mr. Nobody.
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Edited by Cwanky
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2 hours ago, Larksy said:

Okay but 

Freddy Krueger would wear heelies and would use them to chase his victims. There’s no possible way you can change my mind here. 

I thought experience shows he uses a skateboard, not heelies?

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16 minutes ago, Splashee said:

I killed another Peter Parker in the bathroom. One is currently climbing on the kitchen wall!

Meh, they don't live that long anyhow, but there is still no real benefit in killing them.

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