Say something totally random!

[Splashee 28,537]

RANDLOKM!

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 hour ago, Bas said:

13 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

People never quote me when I want them too

 

 

[Cash In 21,498]

"This is where the fun begins."

[CypherHoof 26,479]

6 minutes ago, Cash In said:

"This is where the fun begins."

<looks around for Pinkie>

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

So, ultimate question: where did Smoldy-woldy even get a Celly-bug plush?

[flutterJackdash 218]

15 Dentists out of 2 recommend Castrol EDGE High Mileage motor oil for a happier, brighter smile!

[CypherHoof 26,479]

30 minutes ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

So, ultimate question: where did Smoldy-woldy even get a Celly-bug plush?

Rarity, I would think?

[Samurai Equine 45,800]

Frapple dapple doom! 

8 hours ago, CypherHoof said:

9 hours ago, Bas said:

21 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

People never quote me when I want them too

 

 

This is illegal, you know.

[flutterJackdash 218]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but that depends on how hard you throw it!

[Windy Breeze 15,175]

I.hate teachers

[CypherHoof 26,479]

14 hours ago, flutterJackdash said:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but that depends on how hard you throw it!

Is that why you never see AJ and Dr Whooves at the same time?

[Cwanky 17,454]

On 1/9/2020 at 5:48 PM, flutterJackdash said:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but that depends on how hard you throw it!

What if I only have half an apple? 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

5 hours ago, Cwanky said:

What if I only have half an apple? 

Then you can only stun a Doctor for 2D4 rounds?

[Tropical Melody 5,093]

Throw it harder!

 

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Throwing a half-apple at relativistic speeds WOULD keep doctors away, but only because of the rapidly-expanding-plasma-sphere thng....

https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/

[Samurai Equine 45,800]

I keep telling you, I DON'T HAVE crab apples! 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 hour ago, Samurai Equine said:

I keep telling you, I DON'T HAVE crab apples! 

Look to see if they walk forwards or sideways. If they walk forwards, they are lobster apples

[Twilight Luna 30,939]

From this day forth, all the toilets in England will be called Johns.

[Flutterstep 46,279]

English casinos are known for their royal flushes.

[CypherHoof 26,479]

<Gru>Knocked OOOOOHH VAAAAAARRR!</Gru>

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

I wanna draw Trixiebug again.

[Cagey 4,205]

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half of one. 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

14 hours ago, Cagey said:

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half of one. 

Unless you like the taste of worms I guess. surely the birbs do?

[Pastel Heart 6,463]

Coffee is totally neat

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 minute ago, Pastel-chan said:

Coffee is totally neat

CCCBs are consumed neat; most coffee is served diluted