Say something totally random!

[Samurai Equine 45,710]

You're a flerken!

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Depends on if you want your firkin toasted I guess

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

walking, walking and rolling, down to the beach I'm strolling

[Bastian 13,319]

Unexpect the expected.

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

If we were to attach a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and then drop them both from a height, they shall land with the tip of the cat's tail touching the ground. Both cat and toast would then proceed to spin using the tail tip as an axis.

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 minute ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

If we were to attach a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and then drop them both from a height, they shall land with the tip of the cat's tail touching the ground. Both cat and toast would then proceed to spin using the tail tip as an axis.

Now, see, there you are attempting to ascribe predictable outcomes to a situation involving a cat. What would ACTUALLY happen is that you drop the cat, wait to see how it lands, and find it inexplicably curled up on top of your keyboard.

[Cwanky 17,443]

6 hours ago, Derpy Pon-3 said:

walking, walking and rolling, down to the beach I'm strolling

 

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

There's a sound outside like someone sharpening an axe. Should I be worried?

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

4 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

There's a sound outside like someone sharpening an axe. Should I be worried?

Only if you are a tree.

Or want to be a tree

 

[CheeryFox 23,811]

Gimme da aux cord.

[CypherHoof 26,479]

midi in, midi out, midi thru...

[Samurai Equine 45,710]

This nerfs me.

[Pastel Heart 6,463]

The future past is forever and beautiful~

[CypherHoof 26,479]

the future past is pastel

but the spirit of hearthwarming presents is Pinkie (and Twi does the voice and everything )

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

On 1/13/2020 at 6:44 PM, CypherHoof said:

Only if you are a tree.

It's still going on and I still have no idea what it is!

Two doors the other way they've been having scaffolding erected so get the odd clang of scaffold poles, but it's not that (wrong direction for a start)

 

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

17 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

It's still going on and I still have no idea what it is!

Two doors the other way they've been having scaffolding erected so get the odd clang of scaffold poles, but it's not that (wrong direction for a start)

To be fair, when you are tightening the clamps on scaffi, it *does* sound a lot like an axe being sharpened, because the hollow poles give more of a ringing noise than (say) tightening a wheel nut would.

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

Yes I thought similar, so I went out into the conservatory to hear better and it's definitely coming from the opposite direction. My best guess it's like a circular saw or planer heard from a distance.

 

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

23 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

Yes I thought similar, so I went out into the conservatory to hear better and it's definitely coming from the opposite direction. My best guess it's like a circular saw or planer heard from a distance.

Or the sound is being reflected off a wall in that direction. Had that mess up my attempts to locate things before now.

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

Not a lot of walls in the way! Also I opened a window – but whichever all may be revealed later. Or not.

 

 

[Samurai Equine 45,710]

Start a conversation with retired, geriatric, spider-monkeys today! Starting at the get-low-low-low price of $Banana.TedDanson, we can guarantee absolutely nothing, but if you sign up for the rewards card, you'll get a free coffee every month when Larry makes a cup of coffee, leaves it on the front desk, and completely forgets about it because he's 89 years old. Have allergies? Diabetes? Dirty USB cords? That's okay, we'll call a hair dresser to make silly-faces at your dog. Spider-Monkey Buddies! If they can't fling poo, then why not share a couch?

[Pastel Heart 6,463]

Neon lights are superior to all other lights 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Neon is so last century though. "smart" oLED lights are where the fun is

[Randimaxis 8,633]

Yeah, if your idea of 'fun' is being blinded by the light; racked up like a deuce, another runner in the night.

Give me 80's-tastic neon ANY day.

 

 

 

... except Thursdays; I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

I wonder if I can go an entire month without ever refuelling my car.

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

I CAN'T STAND IT DO YOU HEAR