Say something totally random!

[Sparklefan1234 161,633]

Don't change the subject, Sour Sweet!

 

 

[Nightfall Gloam 18,231]

That you have been so much happier with your email and I hope you enjoy it and I hope that you will be glad to hear from me and thank you so much for your support and advice in regards to my employment contract with the company.

Autotext is fun!

[ultrairongorilla 2,064]

Do you know why Snow is White? Because it's forgotten what color it's supposed to be.

[CheeryFox 23,811]

rflmao

[Sparklefan1234 161,633]

Rarity, catch me.

[Altastrofae 933]

"Sawaranaide sake watashi no"

*Friend reaches over*

*swats hand away*

"iie! Tebanasu! Watashi wa sake!"

 

Just now, CrystalBloodMoon said:

"Sawaranaide sake watashi no"

*Friend reaches over*

*swats hand away*

"iie! Tebanasu! Watashi wa sake!"

 

Translation:

Dont touch my wine

Friend reaches over

Swats hand away

No! Hands off! My wine!

 

reminds me of something Rarity would do *cough*Season 2 finale ending*cough*

[ultrairongorilla 2,064]

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hiri-Kiri Rock!" "I need scissors! 61!"

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

This post is not to be reproduced or retransmitted without the express written consent of the National Association for General Redneckery ™©.

[Mortar 143]

Something totally random.

Well, that was easy.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

We need more raspberry scones and snow ice cream.

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

"Send in Omega Force!"

"But sir, the Geneva Convention strictly prohibits the use of Omega Force on Caucasians."

[Sagely Thyme, Scoffer of Tiramisu 474]

Remember friends: you can only go so far off the deep end before you reach the bottom.

[CheeryFox 23,811]

What's a guuuuuuuuuuuuuuud meemay with buttery freshness and no artificial flavoring?

[Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,221]

I used to be very scared of hurdles and hills until I suddenly got over them.

[Prospekt 10,984]

Never tell me the odds!

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

43 minutes ago, Twisted Cyclone said:

I used to be very scared of hurdles and hills until I suddenly got over them. 

I used to be very scared of hurdles and hills until I suddenly got over them. 

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

When you get a bucket of dank memes.

[ultrairongorilla 2,064]

Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son of a b*tch in space!

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

"I started countin' phone poles going by at the rate of 2 to the 7th power. I put 2 and 2 together, added 12 and carried 5, and I come up with 22,000 telephone poles an hour."

[CheeryFox 23,811]

"He rocks in the tree tops all day long,
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and singing his song,
All the little birdies on Jaybird Street,
Love to hear the robin go tweet, tweet, tweet..." ..

[cuteycindyhoney 13,282]

I went for a walk, then I fell...asleep.

[PoisonClaw 8,153]

The bathroom is right of the merry go round, 312 degrees from the airport and finally a ten feet above your head.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

YAAAAW... YEEEEEEEET!

 

[CheeryFox 23,811]

Donkey: I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. ~

[Yumekai 735]

The prophecy was true!