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You cheddar take me seriously! For I am Cheesus Christ! Be gouda or you won't go to heaven! 

My name is Juicy Juice. I live under the bridge, man. I live here with my pet Frank the nematode. He lives under my hat man. When they come to take my matches I just go at flip the hat and go, "sic em

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Deadtime stories for big folk. Doors.

She said, "Well then tell me what does it mean, 'This is the one'?"

He said, "Well it means what it says, 'This is the one'."

She says, "The one what?"

He said, "Well it's the one, what is what it is", and she said "What is it then?"

"Never mind", he said, "I'm looking into it."

"Oh are you?" she said.

He said, "Yes I am."

"Well what a lucky us!"

 

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I became self aware when I was 19...

I wanted to say that in the thread "When ... Aware .... covid-19?", But rules are random!

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21 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

But neither of them are made of metal. Do they even know how to fetch? :huh:

Perhaps if this picture of Yonapuppy has anything to do...

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Are tally marks base 1 or base 5?

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1 minute ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

Something something programming infinite loop bug

Those are June bugs, but they arrive often as early as May and overstay their welcome well into July. Also take it from June bugs, not all light is good. In their case the light causes them to die, if not blinding them outright. Or learn from these idiots:

 

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On 7/28/2020 at 10:13 PM, CypherHoof 🐎 said:

I heard that's a rip-off :)

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18 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

Deadtime stories for big folk. Doors.

. . .

"Never mind", he said, "I'm looking into it."

"Oh are you?" she said.

He said, "Yes I am."

She said, "Maybe this ain't that easy to look into, maybe that easy to see what there is to see. Plus I'll tell you somethin' else", she said, "Whassat?" he said.

She said, "What if, that note means, this is the one we dare not mess with?"

She said, "I think we better think about this."

He said, "I am thinking about it."

She said, "I think we better take it slow and easy, we better not rush into nothin' too fast."

He said, "I ain't rushin' nowhere."

She said, "Let's sleep on it, lets not do nothin' about that key 'til tomorrer?"

He said, "Right you are."

 

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"People say I'm lazy,
Dreaming my life away,
Well they give me all kinds of advice,
Designed to enlighten me,
When I tell them that I'm doing fine watching shadows on the wall."

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Ok, this is weird,

I got a letter from Luna, that opens "Dear Dreamer" and closes "Sleep well - Luna"

there was a bed attached to the letter.  I am not sure how I feel about that.

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Deadtime stories for big folk. Door.

What he done though, he waited 'til she was asleep, then he gone lookin' for that door on his ownsy-wownsy, he looked high and he looked low, he looked all the way up to the top of that place and he looked all the way down to the bottom of it, he come to a place, didn't look like no door, he never seen nothin' like it before, it was like spinnin' around real fast, only he thought it might have a keyhole in it, so he begun spinnin' with it, only he spun so fast he spun hisself into the ground. He like drilled hisself right down into the ground. There, what a lucky thing eh?

 

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"In the middle of the night,
I go walking in my sleep,
From the mountains of faith,
To the river so deep,
I must be looking for something,
Something sacred I lost,
But the river is wide,
And it's too hard to cross,

Even though I know the river is wide,
I walk down every evening and I stand on the shore,
I try to cross to the opposite side,
So I can finally find out what I've been looking for..."

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4 minutes ago, Ya boi Stormy 🌩️ said:

"In the middle of the night,
I go walking in my sleep,
From the mountains of faith,
To the river so deep,
I must be looking for something,
Something sacred I lost,
But the river is wide,
And it's too hard to cross,

Even though I know the river is wide,
I walk down every evening and I stand on the shore,
I try to cross to the opposite side,
So I can finally find out what I've been looking for..."

 

"Turns out it was in my pocket the whole time." :please:

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3 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

What love letter? I was talking about the guys wallet. :confused:/:P

Please return it to Dr. Stephen Strange. No magic tricks. 

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Just now, Ya boi Stormy 🌩️ said:

Please return it to Dr. Stephen Strange. No magic tricks. 

 

 I dropped it off at Professor Hugo Strange's office & now he's asking me about the Batman. :blush:

I ALREADY TOLD YOU BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE! :angry:

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