CypherHoof 25,661 Share October 31, 2020 Been pointed out elsewhere that, if Trixie were turned into a Kirin, half of equestria would be in flames by now... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,673 Share November 1, 2020 I got a scratchy pot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Flutterstep 35,372 Share November 1, 2020 A vinyl scratchy pot. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
CypherHoof 25,661 Share November 1, 2020 I've got crispy king prawns, is that better than a scratchy pot? Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,673 Share November 1, 2020 8 hours ago, Flutterstep said: A vinyl scratchy pot. I think I get that. But, nn-nnno ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Samurai Equine 23,746 Share November 2, 2020 That feeling when you make a grand entrance, and no one is there to greet you because the party is all ready over... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,673 Share November 2, 2020 "Also comes with this weird bishop's hat ..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
CypherHoof 25,661 Share November 2, 2020 But not a pope hat because we aren't lawyers..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,673 Share November 2, 2020 On 11/1/2020 at 5:08 PM, CypherHoof 🐎 said: I've got crispy king prawns, is that better than a scratchy pot? Always. (Sorry only just seen this) Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
CypherHoof 25,661 Share November 2, 2020 (also, a bit of graphite on the tracks can do wonders for a scratchy pot) Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,670 Share November 3, 2020 Don't give Smolder a phone or else. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
CypherHoof 25,661 Share November 3, 2020 *sad phone noises* Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,673 Share November 3, 2020 17 hours ago, CypherHoof 🐎 said: (also, a bit of graphite on the tracks can do wonders for a scratchy pot) That's a very good answer. However just getting access to it will be so complicated and fraught with cock-ups so it'll never work again, it may be better just to leave it alone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Cwanky 15,660 Share November 3, 2020 12 hours ago, CypherHoof 🐎 said: *sad phone noises* “Hello? Hello hello? Well if you’re hearing this, then chances are you’ve made a very poor career choice.” Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Jesse Terrence 2,085 Share November 3, 2020 Met a horse once. Couldn't cheer it up. Had a perma-long face 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
CypherHoof 25,661 Share November 3, 2020 Could have been worse. could have been a polar bear. you know, with big pause. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,673 Share November 3, 2020 (edited) Chicken nuggets don't dance on a Tuesday. Edited November 3, 2020 by Tropical Melody Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
CypherHoof 25,661 Share November 3, 2020 Well, of course not. They have to be up early on Wednesday, what with it being half-day opening and all... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,670 Share November 4, 2020 Since I uploaded the picture offsite (https://derpibooru.org/images/2480224), I opted to add a description. Quote Ocellus: Smolder, where were you? Gallus: Yeah, you always get to the Keurin (parody name for "Keurig") in the student lounge before I do, so I just assumed you got stuck in the toilet again. Smolder: *extremely angry* … Sandbar: Guys, I think something bad happened to Smolder. She's usually quiet about these things. Yona: Should Yona get professor Maud's lava suits for friends? Sandbar: Smolder? Do you want to talk about it? Smolder: *holds up broken phone* This fell on my horns when I woke up this morning. Sandbar: Youch. That looks expensive. Smolder: It is. Ocellus: You wanna hug it out? Smolder: *nods yes* Silverstream: Sorry I'm late, guys! I got stuck in the toilet again— what happened to your phone, Smolder? Smolder: *prepares to breathe fire onto Silverstream* Sandbar: Smolder, stop!! *tackles Smolder* Smolder: GET OFF OF ME!!! Sandbar: I don't want you to roast Silverstream the same you roasted Gallus!! Smolder: You know what?! *tosses Sandbar aside* I'm going back to bed. This is the worst day ever. *walks off* Sandbar/Ocellus/Gallus/Yona/Silverstream: … Ocellus: Should I check on her? Gallus: You probably should, but you might want professor Maud's lava outfit. Ocellus: I'm good. Gallus: It's your funeral. Sandbar: *hits Gallus* Gallus: What? How mad does Smolder have to be to almost cook Silverstream? (Then again, if cartoon physics applies here, then all she'll get is only small charring around her feathers and mane.) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
CypherHoof 25,661 Share November 6, 2020 Adverbially... Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
CypherHoof 25,661 Share November 7, 2020 No xmas movie references until December Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Samurai Equine 23,746 Share November 8, 2020 If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. Or try sending a text message, because apparently no one uses cellphones as actual phones anymore. Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
CypherHoof 25,661 Share November 8, 2020 Cue all the teens saying "that's not what cellphones are FOR" Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Flutterstep 35,372 Share November 8, 2020 For? Four. FORE! Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
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