Say something totally random!

[CypherHoof 26,479]

3 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

Welcome to the seething metropolis

"Is this traffic jam another symptom of debilitating urban decay?"

No, we are living in a simulation and some asshat is doing it deliberately so he can make a youtube video of him deliberately breaking traffic flows in a virtual city.

[Cwanky 17,455]

2 hours ago, CypherHoof said:

No, we are living in a simulation and some asshat is doing it deliberately so he can make a youtube video of him deliberately breaking traffic flows in a virtual city.

[Mitternacht 45]

Cobblestone streets glistened with rain. A thick fog hung over the city, giving the upper floors of the buildings a height of unknown certainty. All was silent save the black buckled boots of two individuals afoot in capes of swirling shadow. The first figure, a woman, had piercing green eyes set beneath swept hair as dark as night and skin as white as porcelain. A thin cuirass of dark metal hugged her chest. This same metal was atop her leather boots and climbed her legs up until her mid thigh where a gap of skin lay separate from her shorts. On top of all of this was a long coat that concealed much of her body. Her stride was long and precise not unlike her companion, who struggled to match his partners lead. 

The woman stopped at the corner of an alley and held her fist in the air. There was murmuring and excitable whispering to be heard ahead. Peering around the corner, a long straight of crooked walls that spilled into an open courtyard. There stood a gas lantern afloat in the fog that illuminated a door, from which the suspicious noises dwelled. 

“Arthur take the high ground and find a good vantage of a red door at the end of the alley and cover its windows.”

Arthur looked at her in apprehension.

“Yes ma’am.” 

The woman grinned. “See you on the other side.”

Arthur watched her disappear into the alley as swaths of fog bellowed behind her. Now alone, he withdrew his long arm from beneath his cape, checking its chamber. Behind him, a ladder led to a balcony, which sat above the street from which Arthur began ascending. Thoughts of his training, his bed and the company breakfast that he would surely miss entered his mind. Arthur wasn’t completely sure of the specifics of their situation but he was certain that he would most likely have to resort to using his weapon. The cold surface of the ladder permeated his hands, bringing the focus of his mission to the forefront of his mind.

[Tropical Melody 5,098]

#CLEANCHAINCLUB*

(*Might not be a real hashtag)

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

7 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

#CLEANCHAINCLUB*

(*Might not be a real hashtag)

 

hashtag #NotAHashTag

[Cwanky 17,455]

On 12/23/2020 at 6:46 AM, Windy Breeze said:

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Never gonna give you up! 

 

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Never play russian roulette with an automatic pistol....

[Cwanky 17,455]

26 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Never play russian roulette with an automatic pistol....

And only slightly less well-known is this: 

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 hour ago, Cwanky said:

And only slightly less well-known is this: 

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Indeed, complete your call, hang up, then deal with the Sicilian...

[Sparklefan1234 161,860]

"I think I'll miss you most of all." 

"What're you talking about, Snow White?" 

[CheeryFox 23,811]

“I’m planting a tree to remind me to be open and kindhearted.”

[Cwanky 17,455]

Your efforts are in vain @Samurai Equine. This gateway into Equestria is forever....

Beyond your reach!!!!

Hahaha, ha ha ha!! Poor samurai!

[Luna the Great of all the Russias 2,700]

The pants were dead.

[Samurai Equine 45,869]

17 hours ago, Cwanky said:

Your efforts are in vain @Samurai Equine. This gateway into Equestria is forever....

Beyond your reach!!!!

Hahaha, ha ha ha!! Poor samurai!

Then I'll use my drill horn to pierce the heavens and make the impossible a reality!

Just who the hay do you think I am?!

Row, row, fight the power~!

Edited January 23, 2021 by Samurai Equine

[Cwanky 17,455]

@Samurai Equine

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die....

[Astralshy 23,558]

I like muffins too

[CypherHoof 26,479]

4 hours ago, Astral Soul said:

I like muffins too

 

But all Muffins are actually property of our Empress Derpy, high muffin of the order of the muffin, and wielder of the twilycane...

[Astralshy 23,558]

8 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

But all Muffins are actually property of our Empress Derpy, high muffin of the order of the muffin, and wielder of the twilycane...

Dear Empress Derpy, high muffin of the order of the muffin, and wielder of the twilycane,

I'm in dearly need of one delicious muffin. Would it be within in wisdom and friendship to allow me one muffin *pretty please* ?

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

45 minutes ago, Astral Soul said:

Dear Empress Derpy, high muffin of the order of the muffin, and wielder of the twilycane,

I'm in dearly need of one delicious muffin. Would it be within in wisdom and friendship to allow me one muffin *pretty please* ?

 

I am sure she would be generous - Derpy is known for happily sharing her muffins

[Samurai Equine 45,869]

14 hours ago, Cwanky said:

@Samurai Equine

 

 

[Cwanky 17,455]

11 hours ago, Astral Soul said:

I like muffins too

 

Is that why you have that muffin below your avatar all the time? 

[Astralshy 23,558]

6 hours ago, Cwanky said:

Is that why you have that muffin below your avatar all the time? 

Honestly I haven't thought about that. I'm sure it is a sign of "Empress Derpy, high muffin of the order of the muffin, and wielder of the twilycane" and gives me the privilege to enjoy as many muffins as I like

[Tropical Melody 5,098]

"I went over a pothole so deep, there were dinosaurs at the bottom"

 

[Cwanky 17,455]

4 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

"I went over a pothole so deep, there were dinosaurs at the bottom"

 

They must have really been high on that pot. That's how the dinosaurs originally went extinct.