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16 minutes ago, Stormfurry said:

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

That sounds about right to me *gets to the end* wait a minute...

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35 minutes ago, Rarity the Supreme said:

Reese’s Puffs, Resse’s Puffs

Peanut Butter Chocolate flavour

Reese’s Puffs, Reeses Puffs

In the am, it’s the flavour I savour

lulz

 

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6 hours ago, Flutterstep said:

Say something @Totally Lyra!

*is summoned from the void*

What ho? :o

What to say, what to say? Got it!

Two muffins are put in an oven. One says to the other, "Is it just me or is it hot in here?" The other says "Yikes! A talking muffin!" ^_^

3 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

I know you're Lyra, but are you @Totally Lyra

Silly Sparks. :derp: I am always Lyra, and Lyra is always me. We are one and the same. For eternity! :muffins:

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I know what's coming for me.

They told me. Nobody leaves. Well, nobody leaves alive.

Nobody can beat her. You can try, but you can't.

She is not a child. She is a pure monster. The one way to stay alive is to join her side. But I'll never do that. I'll never forgive her.

Sweating, I open the door. Horrible memories rush over me. Memories of pain. Memories of sadness. Memories of death.

I hear the small voice. "Hiya! I've been waiting for you!" I recognize it as soon as i hear it.

I look down.

There is the trouble.

She stares me down.

I stare her down.

We get ready to fight.

Preparing for the worst, I grab my largest sword and stare back at the monster in front of me.

And then, right as we are about to strike, the phone rings.

I answer it. The girl looks confused.

The message on the phone makes me even more scared than the demon in front of me. The message says;

"Hello, this is an important message about your credit card ending in ****. Press 1 to hear more. Press 2 to speak to an associate. Press 3 for more options.

I hang up and scream. The girl just looks at me with her glaring red eyes. "You scared, huh?" she says.

I say, "Not of you. Of DEBT!!!!"

To be continued......

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Dead man walking tonight.

 

On 3/16/2019 at 6:41 AM, Totally Lyra said:

Two muffins are put in an oven. One says to the other, "Is it just me or is it hot in here?" The other says "Yikes! A talking muffin!" ^_^

Best joke ever heard today!!!!

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