Say something totally random!

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

Zxkuqyb. It means something

It means destroy aka The Anti-Life Equation.

Also, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and Sus

[Mirage 24,088]

Brush your teeth!

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

Wash your face!

[Partialgeek514 4,920]

The walls are closing in and my burger isn't ready yet!

[TheRockARooster 47,245]

Don’t count your chickens until they’re served with dipping sauce.

[Mirage 24,088]

Things I lose all the time: The fekking masking tape!

[Rikifive 23,472]

A potato wanted to be boiled. His dreams became true, he became a boi with led lights on him-- BOILED. Ayyyyyy

[Wandering Weirdo 7]

Doofenshmirtz stole my kidneys

[Flutterstep 46,209]

I’m having trouble trying to sleep...

I’m counting sheep, I’m running out...

As time ticks by...still I try...

[Here No Longer 5,270]

MEEM! MEEM!! MEEEEM!!!

[CheeryFox 23,811]

"2 plus 2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3. Quick maffs."

[Rikifive 23,472]

Maths? There's something magical in maths...

1 + 0 = 1
1 - 0 = 1
1 * 0 = 0
1 / 0 = 

[Esoteric 142]

Totally random

[CheeryFox 23,811]

4 minutes ago, Rikifive said:

Maths? There's something magical in maths...

1 + 0 = 1
1 - 0 = 1
1 * 0 = 0
1 / 0 = 

"Everyday man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah) · See your girl in the park... When the ting went quack-quack-quack. You man were ducking."

[Sparklefan1234 161,672]

Who's your favorite possum? 

[Rikifive 23,472]

So let me get this straight...
...because I'm not a fan of curves. 

[Olly 1,008]

Somebodee touchA mY SPAGHET

[Cwanky 17,445]

The proof is in the apple, sugar cube. 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

3 minutes ago, Rikifive said:

So let me get this straight...
...because I'm not a fan of curves. 

More like let me get this straight...

Oh wait a minute, we need to bend it more! Bend it into a complete circle and paint it rainbow colors! Because I'm not a big fan of girls.

[CheeryFox 23,811]

14 minutes ago, Olly said:

Somebodee touchA mY SPAGHET

"It was me, Waluigi!"

[Sparklefan1234 161,672]

Why don't you make like a tree...And get out of here? 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

22 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Why don't you make like a tree...And get out of here? 

Oh Biff. What a goof. 

[CheeryFox 23,811]

31 minutes ago, Dustlicious said:

Oh Biff. What a goof. 

"Whoa, this is heavy."

[Sparklefan1234 161,672]

On 5/13/2019 at 9:54 PM, Cwanky said:

 

 

*Gasp* THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL! 

[CheeryFox 23,811]

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao: