Say something totally random!

[Barpy 2,225]

butts

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

I think this whole thing would've been better as a musical

[Nightfall Gloam 18,231]

I think I keep breaking things!

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Here's a toast to Oxford dictionaries! May they never stop adding words such as "floccinaucinihilipilification" or "antidisestablishmentarianism" to their list!

[PiratePony 8,473]

I'm of a mind to make a little moogie.

[Prospekt 10,984]

Join us. We have brains.

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole.

[Veil 259]

I like bacon.

[Dan. 1,825]

Yep, i've been drinking again.

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

Screwdriver detected. This is not a drill.

Edited January 18, 2018 by Meson Bolt

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

So there was this one time when I stubbed my toe...heyyyy I LOVE PUPPIES

[Nightfall Gloam 18,231]

So one day I drove a car into a pillar... The pillar got angry and smashed my car into bits, but then the car repaired itself and broke my arm (it was always a mean one), afterwards, the car and the pillar had a fight in which nobody won. The end!

My arm punched me the day after this happened, by the way

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

Peaches. Why do they resemble Human Buttocks?

Strangely enough they’re common in China, Korea and Japan. Gee I wonder why? 

 

I call Peaches ButtFruits and since they’re commonly associated in Northeastern Asia, I call it The Asian ButtFruit.

[Flutterstep 46,201]

RTPARFD = 18 20 16 1 18 6 4

There are 7 charecters and it's snowing.

The numbers @Kyoshi...what do they mean!?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,231]

Que Pasa Neng! several times

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,237]

40 minutes ago, Flutterlicioustep said:

RTPARFD = 18 20 16 1 18 6 4

There are 7 charecters and it's snowing.

The numbers @Kyoshi...what do they mean!?

Uuhhuhuhih....MORE TIME FOR THINKING! 

Also: Heengargoblooshkie.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,231]

What if Mars is secretly blue?

[Wannabrony 11,638]

The current temperature is: 4 O' clock / 97 decameters, with a wind speed of 7 teaspoons. The forecast for this week is all going to be cloudy with slight showers! Signing off, good night. 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,282]

A toad once told me the truth. To this day, that is why I ride a bicycle.

[DubWolf 16,584]

I wonder what are the average rates for a Pinkie Pie launcher  .

[gamecubeguy214 2,511]

"Congratulations, Twilight. I knew you could do it."

"Princess... I don't understand. What did I do?"

"Control your vitamin"

[PiratePony 8,473]

Welcome to moviephone

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

Anyone know how to pronounce flugzeugabwehrkanone?

[cuteycindyhoney 13,282]

Thinking can be troublesome if done correctly.

[ShinGojira 586]

"Nice...horse."