Make up a lie about yourself

[碇 シンジン 27,427]

I had lot of fun today and did lot of stuff enjoyed a good movie and continued a book I was reading. visited a store and bought juice cost 3.19€ it was decent and I drank some of it on my way to home it tasted good and the sun was shining maybe like 20°C here now. After I got home I booted up my pc andand came here on forums I always feel good when I come here during the day I talked with some of my friends and had good time opened up a Skype call with some buddies talked about good things and life :):) I am always happy to talk like that and I enjoy it mmy days are always filled with people and and friends I don't feel really much lonely at all:).

[Messy Mane 9,006]

I need glasses really bad.

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

A lie? This’ll be easy!

I like anime

[Rawzy 1,302]

I am never lonely, I always have lots of people to talk to.

[Steve Piranha 28,777]

I love to spend my free time hunting for overweight people on social media, just to mock them for their weight 

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

I think anime is awesome,and marring pillows should be legal

 

[Purple Pharaoh 23]

I'm extremely extroverted and make friends everywhere I go like Pinkie Pie. 

[Cash In 21,509]

I don't live in Australia. 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I'm definitely not dead inside and haven't been for the past year or so :^)

[Nye 1,652]

I very-much-so dislike Rarity.

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

I eat colts for breakfast

[Woohoo 32,565]

I eat bowls of nails for breakfast, especially without milk. 

[thepissman 76]

I get a FULL 9 hours of sleep EVERY night.

[MangoFoalix 24,898]

I have a million dollars (I wish).

[Telferi 6,905]

I HATE EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

I can’t lie. I carry the element of honesty.

[Kevin Tang 2,422]

My drawings are good. I like them

[Guest]

I enjoy getting absolutely wasted every weekend.

[Woohoo 32,565]

I'm glad Slayer is retiring. They suck!

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

The Patriots play fair and square! They should have won at the Super Bowl against the Eagles!

 

lol as if

[Codelyy 1,281]

I'm in a wonderful relationship with my true love

[CoconutCake 360]

I got a brand new Lamborghini parked outside just for me!

[Monsoon 1,648]

I'm the most famous person alive

[Cash In 21,509]

I'm a professional speedrunner that streams fifteen times a week.

Edited November 6, 2020 by Cash_In

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

Music by Queen is the worst I’ve ever heard.