Make up a lie about yourself

[Woohoo 32,491]

Making up lies about myself is super difficult. 

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,397]

Here's an easy one: I'm not a brony!

[Soctavia 232]

I'm fun to be around 

[InvertedApostrophe 57]

I am bad at grammar. 

[Guest]

Rarity is my most disliked character

[The Recherche 29,965]

I am absolutely positive what I want to do with my life, and am vehemently pursuing it as we speak.

[Luna's Admirer 944]

I am feeling so unhappy right now.

[Dashy 4 Ever 4,832]

I am very fat. Like, SUPER FAT.

[Luna's Admirer 944]

Here comes the bomb.

I am a body builder. I have eight packs. I can lift a car with my bare hands and throw this like a toy.

[Br O N Y 382]

I would love to participate in this topic, but sorry, I can't lie.

[CandyCorn 427]

I don't have a huge celebrity crush on Mike Shinoda right now. 

[Sparklefan1234 161,636]

I don't miss the Golden Oak Library every time I see the Castle of Friendship. 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I have every opportunity to make something of myself, because I totally have enough money to do stuff with.

[Will Guide 21,325]

8 hours ago, Totally An Admirer said:

Here comes the bomb.

I am a body builder. I have eight packs. I can lift a car with my bare hands and throw this like a toy.

I am most certainly not admiring that mental image of you being a 8-pack bodybuilder. No siree.

[Luna's Admirer 944]

4 minutes ago, Will Guide said:

I am most certainly not admiring that mental image of you being a 8-pack bodybuilder. No siree.

This was just a gag.  

We just have to make a lie about ourself? I admit I kinda over done it (not really)

Edited August 11, 2018 by Totally An Admirer

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

I'm Lying with this statement

[Luna's Admirer 944]

20 minutes ago, Lord Valtasar said:

I'm Lying with this statement

It's very clear that this statement is indeed truth.

Edited August 11, 2018 by Totally An Admirer

[Felicity505 834]

I can draw really wellsee?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

1 minute ago, Felicity505 said:

I can draw really wellsee?

That's not a lie BTW!

I am dead

[Stoplight Glitters 6]

Ice cream is the worst kind of dessert. 

[Legulus 45]

I'm always going to give you up. 

[Luna's Admirer 944]

I certainly am not alone. 

[Twilight Luna 30,917]

I can’t stand MLP

 

[InvertedApostrophe 57]

1 hour ago, Legulus said:

I'm always going to give you up. 

Always gonna let you down!

Discord is my least favourite villain.

[Luna's Admirer 944]

9 minutes ago, InvertedApostrophe said:

Always gonna let you down!

Discord is my least favourite villain.

Your as well?

Edited August 11, 2018 by Totally An Admirer