Make up a lie about yourself

[Guest]

Having Christmas music playing from November 1st (at work) all the way through December is going to be so awesome!! 

Edited November 7, 2018 by Gone Airbourne

[Dreambiscuit 8,024]

I have magic hair that glows when I sing.

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

I love putting up my Christmas tree and the boxes of decorations.

[Dashy 4 Ever 4,832]

I'm Italian.

(Hopefully some folks here know exactly what I am.)

[Midnight Solace 5,129]

I really hate waffles.

[Cash In 21,510]

I need to gain more weight. 

[Sparklefan1234 161,861]

1 hour ago, Dreambiscuit said:

I have magic hair that glows when I sing.

 

What?!  () 

I don't like Disney songs. 

 

Edited November 7, 2018 by Sparklefan1234

[DivineMist1000 71,102]

I've beaten Dark Souls without dying once!

[Sparklefan1234 161,861]

I don't think episodes centered around the Cutie Mark Crusader group are repetitive. 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

6 hours ago, Cash In said:

I need to gain more weight. 

I need to lose weight

[Kitty_Cat 376]

I dont plan on becoming famous for my art talent nor do i like sharing the terrible stories Im making.

Edited November 8, 2018 by Kitty_Cat

[Guest]

I love being asked overwhelming amounts of questions!

Edited November 8, 2018 by Gone Airbourne

[Woohoo 32,565]

1 minute ago, Gone Airbourne said:

I love the warm feeling of depression...

Same here. I also hate the cold feeling of happiness. 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

Direct eye contact doesn't make my eyes feel like they're on fire.

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Shrek is my grandma!!!!

[Woohoo 32,565]

Shrek is a terrible movie! 

[Partialgeek514 4,920]

I would hate to live in Equestria. I mean, bleh, cute ponies! 

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,406]

Fluttershy will NEVER be my waifu! 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

37 minutes ago, shyabetes3939 said:

Fluttershy will NEVER be my waifu! 

I checked with Flutters and they said THAT was definitely true....

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I think that Finding Nemo is absolutely the worst movie ever made...

Edited November 12, 2018 by ~Dusky~

[Woohoo 32,565]

I love seeing people wearing sandals in the middle of November. 

[TheRockARooster 47,290]

I’m soooooooo awesome.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I don't creep myself out and I totally don't stare at people x_x

[Woohoo 32,565]

I hate making up lies about myself! 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I'm actually a crocodile that's as straight as an arrow...  

Edited November 30, 2018 by King Kremling