Make up a lie about yourself

[Misty Shadow 7,062]

I bash websites here on occasion with my friend. 

[Celtore 2,769]

Thursday is the absolute best day of the week! The best part of it is savouring how every second of it isn't that dreadful Friday.

[Woohoo 32,472]

I have no idea when my birthday is... 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I really want to play Fallout 76!

[Twilight Luna 30,917]

I’m a great writer.....

[Woohoo 32,472]

I'm currently playing COD with 12 year olds. 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I'm not hyped for Borderlands 3, whatsoever.

[Twilight Luna 30,917]

I think that EA Maddon games get better every year.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

I am currently of sound mind and body :3

(someone pelase help me)

Edited January 2, 2019 by Kronos the Revenant

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

I once attempted to waddle across the entire continent of Antartica dressed a penguin, but failed when I fell off the Shackleton Ice Shelf.

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,397]

I hope MLP ends after Season 9.

[Early Sunsets 2,106]

I robbed the second-largest bank in France using only a ballpoint pen.

[Woohoo 32,472]

On ‎1‎/‎3‎/‎2019 at 3:01 PM, Zephyr / Karou said:

I robbed the second-largest bank in France using only a ballpoint pen.

I killed a man... with this thumb. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

I got my foot crushed by a barbell when my brother shot me with a potato.

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

I cracked the Liberty Bell after accidentally bumping it with my time machine.

[MangoFoalix 24,898]

Thanos snapped me out of existence

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

I am not afraid of tornadoes

[Cash In 21,488]

I don't have any issues with razor bumps or acne. 

[Woohoo 32,472]

I hate my new avatar so much! 

[lua 105]

I thought sonic 06 was great and sonic adventure 2 was terrible

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I don’t like to read.

[Tao 6,706]

I hate everyone on this site! 

[PaulBron 173]

I have a lot of friends in real life

[Woohoo 32,472]

I'm really upset that MLP:FIM is ending. Why can't it go on forever like The Simpsons?! 

[Castle Bleck 19,163]

The S9 news is fine.

I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently.

Edited February 17, 2019 by A.V.