Make up a lie about yourself

[Woohoo 32,565]

I hate reading fanfictions. I think they're the lowest form of literature. 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I really love how toxic the internet is... 

[Woohoo 32,565]

I think MLP-Forums is one of the worst forums ever! 

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

I despise mlp! It's one of the worst shows ever!

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I think pancakes are nasty... 

[Randimaxis 8,633]

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I...

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... secretly kick kittens while riding sidesaddle on a Kawasaki motorcycle. 

They get a good arc and REAL distance when you punt 'em at 80+ MPH.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

I'm very very very very muscled !

[Messy Mane 9,006]

I support Donald Trump

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I think Trump and Hillary are both good people, and also we really need to bomb the Middle East more, since that will totally stop terrorism and not just encourage it.

[Castle Bleck 19,166]

I regret voting for Trump, and I love Dragon Ball Super and hate GT.

[Ganondorf8 11,118]

I've only been playing videos games since 2016.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Is a list of lies acceptable?

• I have an aversion to C# and C++ and would rather prefer Java and (strangely enough) assembly language.
• I have a hard time trying to figure out what AMD is selling in the way of video cards and CPUs, which is why I stick with Intel and Nvidia.
• I have a 1440p triple monitor setup.
• My first car is a 2016 Toyota Prius and I still have it.
• I have a small notch on my right ear and that was due to an accident with a knife when I was a baby.
• I've been wearing glasses since I was 8 years old.
• I conceived my current username in 2012.
• My top-played city-builder game was SC3K, followed by SC4.
• I only own one expansion pack for Zoo Tycoon 2.
• My hair's pretty long, but not long enough for me to bundle it into a good-sized ponytail.
• I spent my entire life in southern Arizona.
• It took me 5 months to figure out Blender.
• I never paid attention to season 2, 4, and 5 of MLP.
• I've been to Las Vegas.
• I can speak Tagalog.
• I've never tasted durian and I'd rather not taste it.

[Telferi 6,905]

I hate Nintendo, and their family-friendly games 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

OB67 is going to be the worst patch in Paladins history, and reverting what totally didn't ruin the game for three patches and reduce it's playerbase to half of what it was before all of the totally not awful patches since around OB50 was an utterly horrible idea to say the least. It also really doesn't help that Fernando's splash art totally got way worse. 

 

[Woohoo 32,565]

I eat at McDonalds every day.

[碇 シンジン 27,427]

10 minutes ago, Woohoo said:

I eat at McDonalds every day.

I like their french fries 

[Woohoo 32,565]

I had teriyaki for breakfast today. 

[Yakamaru 3,074]

I am totally and utterly gay.

[Woohoo 32,565]

I hate this thread so much! 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I have Nazi and Confederate flags all over my room.

Edited March 9, 2018 by Barique

[Guest]

I'm good at drawing. :^)

[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

I'm totally not itching and bitten by like a million mozzies.

[The Recherche 29,965]

I totally don't have shelf space preserved for the MLP merch that I'm most definitely not buying.

[Total Lunar Eclipse 515]

I totally didn't buy 25 boxes of Annie's macaroni because they were on sale and I haven't been eating 1-3 boxes a day and i'm totally not going to miss them when they're gone.

[Woohoo 32,565]

Making lies about myself is so difficult.