Make up a lie about yourself

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

I love it whenever politics are suddenly thrown into completely non-political subjects.

[Thuja 3,658]

I'm happy living where I am currently!!

[Sparklefan1234 161,861]

"The Smile Song" is my least favorite song in Friendship is Magic.

[The Mint Pone 2,292]

I don't think Tempest is adorable! 

[Sparklefan1234 161,861]

Tempest Shadow was my least favorite character in the My Little Pony Movie. 

[Will Guide 21,325]

I hate my family so much.

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

I agree with everyone who says that King Sombra sucks.

Edited December 15, 2017 by A.V.

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

I'm actually a guy, because there are no girls on the internet. 

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

I don't want to make up a lie about myself.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

My birth country (Turkey) is very safe and enforces all kinds of freedom at the moment.

[Guest]

Jasper is actually my real life name.

[LeafFerret 3,382]

I am a horse. Neigh Neigh 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

I love Kyle Busch, I'm a huuuuge superfan! HE'S THE COOLEST PERSON EVER I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HIM!! 

[Randimaxis 8,633]

I have mange... and fleas.

 

 

[Telferi 6,905]

I have cooked oysters before

[Hetairoi15 130]

I prefer pork over any other type of meat..

[TheDoctor 62]

I have a girlfriend  

that is really sad

Edited December 15, 2017 by The11Doctor

[Telferi 6,905]

I hate meat very much 

[Libra 11,690]

i absolutly LOVE it when people tell me the same thing 50 times. Please, even if i say i got it the first time, PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN

i also like it when i have to hear or read about the same topic for a prolonged period of time.

[Will Guide 21,325]

I think every Sonic the Hedgehog game is awful.

Edited December 15, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

I am an uber mega haxor who can hak in2 any 1s compooperr with the click 0f @ button! xdxdxd

No one's going to believe that

[Slendy 2,918]

I'm sexually active.

And normal.

[Sparklefan1234 161,861]

I've never dreamed about being a Unicorn. 

[Steve Piranha 28,778]

I watch ponies out of a fad, and I actually hate them in secret  

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

The Pony Of Shadows was a better villain than all the others combined!