Make up a lie about yourself

[Cash In 21,508]

I am actually not a human being.

[Odyssey 5,713]

I hate, hate, HATE dogs! 

[Iris Flower 254]

I'm the most talented pony ever. All of you are TOTALLY not worthy. 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I'm as straight as an arrow and I can't stand gay people...

[Woohoo 32,565]

I'm currently cleaning my toilet. 

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I have a PS4...

 

 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

My life's at its absolute worst...

Edited March 7, 2019 by ~Dusky~

[Early Sunsets 2,106]

I love living in a dorm

Edited March 7, 2019 by Zephyr / Karou

[kinda deleted 224]

I'm richer than bill gates

[Woohoo 32,565]

I take one Prozac a day and my wife is a CPA.

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

Oh, this is too easy. Top 10 lies Meson Bolt can tell about himself (and some people would believe)!

1. I'm smart, talented, and socially adept.
2. I love wearing glasses. They make me look studious.
3. If I could do it over again, I'd still join the Army.
4. My job is stressful all the time, and it's only peaceful for short intervals.
5. I'm not afraid of North Korea shelling me to hell.
6. I'm not self-conscious about my physique, I have a great body.
7. I've never been rejected. I'm the one who rejected them.
8. I have a plan for my future, I know what I want to be when I'm older.
9. My financial status is excellent right now.
10. I'm fine. Just a little moody every now and again.

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1. I hate myself

2. I don't have anger issues

3. Life is bad

4. I'm bad at math

5. I'm not suppose to be studying

[Messy Mane 9,006]

i'm a natural born extrovert 

[Sunset Rose 251]

I trust people on forums.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I'm actually single and I've been lying about being in a relationship to get attention... 

[Tao 6,719]

I don't like unicorns and my avi is not a unicorn!

[Steve Piranha 28,772]

I’m not sad nor have ever cried for this season of poneh being the last

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,406]

I like people. I really do. 

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

I’m a great writer. 

 

[Flutterstep 46,287]

I’m a great person.  

[Cirrus. 1,088]

Everything is just peachy-keen at the moment!

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Spoiler

 

I'm blue da ba Dee da ba die

[Here No Longer 5,270]

It doesn't bother me when idiots accuse people of being offended when they're the ones that are offended. Just saying, that REALLY doesn't bother me AT ALL.

[Crimson storm 1,826]

I don’t like game of thrones  

Edited March 11, 2019 by Crimson storm

[Partialgeek514 4,920]

I am sleeping peacefully right now.