Make up a lie about yourself

[Cash In 21,465]

I'm a fit and attractive young man.

[Brony Number 42 9,884]

5 minutes ago, Cash In said:

I'm a fit and attractive young man.

I was going to say something similar about myself.

Edited March 15, 2019 by BronyNumber2

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I hate Reddit. 

My cat is still alive...

 

Why did I neglect you Ben? I'm so sorry!

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

I hate Arthropods, spiders and snakes

Also I think spiders, crabs and snakes are creepy. 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I definitely DON'T like Bacon. 

[Envy 5,992]

I'm so glad that Spring is coming! I'm so happy to see the trees budding and the snow finally melting! You know, all of that dusting of snow we had. It shouldn't snow in early March! I thought it would never end! I saw just one snowflake for the first time since November and was thinking "Gosh, when will it ever stop snowing?! It just never ends!" It should always be in the 70s or warmer in March because by March we've had to suffer through a whole winter where it was never warm, nope, not even one single day! There were a few days where it didn't even make it up to 60 degrees during the winter. The horror!

I tried to sound the hardest I could like other people who live where I do and it was the worst thing ever. I felt like I was mentally suffocating typing that out.

[Woohoo 32,450]

I absolutely regret starting the "Ask Gallus and Silverstream" thread. 

[Rainbow Dash Swag 285]

I definitely would not marry rainbow dash

[KawaiiYandere 83]

I'm so happy that the last season of MLP is coming up!

Like, Overjoyed 

[TBD 17,226]

I’m just a figment of your imagination.

[Sparklefan1234 161,557]

40 minutes ago, Woohoo said:

I absolutely regret starting the "Ask Gallus and Silverstream" thread. 

 

I regret starting my "Ask a Pony" threads, too. 

[Woohoo 32,450]

8 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

I regret starting my "Ask a Pony" threads, too. 

I think your "Ask" threads are terrible! 

[Sparklefan1234 161,557]

1 hour ago, Woohoo said:

I think your "Ask" threads are terrible! 

 

I like all of my "Ask" threads equally. 

Edited March 16, 2019 by Sparklefan1234

[TBD 17,226]

I. Am. Groot. I. Am. Groot.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I'm an engineer. WOO-WEE!

[ChikaChan 7,320]

I feed my birds a bit too much gummy worms >.>

[Sunset Rose 250]

I definitely don't get annoyed at the cat and throw things at it for walking into the room and meowing as loudly as possible nonstop for no perceivable reason.

[PoisonClaw 8,153]

I have a comfortable amount of disposable income.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I definitely don't get annoyed by people that never stop talking. Especially when they're just saying the absolute stupidest things over and over. 

Edited March 22, 2019 by ~Dusky~

[Woohoo 32,450]

I love the sound of people chattering. 

[Totally Nyx 35,454]

I have fantastic time-management skills. 

[Lulaypp 2,554]

I like my chores so much 

[Treeglow Flicker 12,971]

I once tried stealing the statue of liberty purely to get to a jewel hidden inside of it.

[Totally Nyx 35,454]

I don't ship Big Mac and Marble Pie. 

[Sparklefan1234 161,557]

6 hours ago, Totally Lyra said:

I don't ship Big Mac and Marble Pie. 

 

I don't ship Pinkie Pie and Princess Luna.