Make up a lie about yourself

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

Rainbow Dash is best pony.

[TheRockARooster 47,241]

I can make girls swoon.

Edited October 29, 2019 by TheRockATrice

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

I am totally a female.

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

I won a game of poker using Pokemon cards.

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

I love spiders and want one as a pet someday

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,585]

I hate the Beach Boys and think they're bubblegum surf trash for baby boomers.

[TheRockARooster 47,241]

I’m cool and a stand up citizen.

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

I hate anything that is cute.

[Fritzy 1,690]

I actually enjoyed the Elm Street remake and find it to be the superior film. 

 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I totally did not just change my cover photo to fanart shipping a certain gay Hazbin ship.

[HereComesTom 2,232]

I am igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic all at the same time!

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

I totally love hot weather..

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I'm totally a communist.  It's not that I'm just called one by fringe right lunatics simply because I dare to have views left of center. Also by that experience that I totally didn't have, I totally don't conclude the far right to be intentionally divisive and legit out to prove their agenda by demonizing everyone with totally not insane lies.

 

EDIT: And I totally have never once encountered a far right troll on here either.

Edited October 31, 2019 by Spider Demon

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

I don't like memes as they are stupid. 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I'm a rich, cis, straight black female who's a strong and independent woman...  (By the way really, I'm legit none of those things)

Edited October 31, 2019 by Spider Demon

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,237]

I like at minimum 1600 toppings on pizza.

[ShadowEclipse 1,209]

I'm extremely unathletic.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,282]

I have to be careful not to bump my head in doorways.

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

I totally legit not like Hazbin Hotel. Which is why I haven't finish watching the pilot episode.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I think that Angel Dust totally isn't an absolutely amazing character, and Hazbin Hotel's pilot is totally not the best cartoon pilot I've ever seen, and totally didn't just have a slight issue with pacing that's even remotely notable.~

Edited November 1, 2019 by Spider Demon
Added something to make it more about me

[PiratePony 8,473]

I enjoy the amount of time I spend on MLP Forums!

[Adorable Lovestar 243]

I feel good right now.

[daviddaviddavid 772]

I'm an undercover agent from the Albanian mafia sent here to spy on everybody and discover their favourite different types of cereal. Once my task is complete, I shall take my leave of this forum forever, bringing nothing with me but the aforementioned virtually priceless knowledge and an inflated sense of accomplishment.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I am a lover of the ladies.

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

I hate tea, it's all coffee all the time for me.