Make up a lie about yourself

[TheRockARooster 47,263]

I hate My Little Pony, can’t stand it.

[Fritzy 1,690]

I hate Pinkie Pie she’s the worst. 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

Rainbow Dash is easily my favorite Mane Six character...

[Nsxile 25,655]

Rainbow Dash is easily my least favourite mane six character... 

[MarkusTactician 61]

I absolutely HATE crows man!

Geez

[ShadowEclipse 1,209]

I like to get stung by wasps.

[Oblivion 20,265]

I'm always the most happy person in the world! 

[TheRockARooster 47,263]

I’m great and nothing makes me feel sad.

[Oblivion 20,265]

2 hours ago, TheRockARooster said:

I’m great and nothing makes me feel sad.

*Dances around you and boops you* You sure about thaaaaa, oh right this topics name! *Blushes* WELL THEN, carry on! 

[Cocokoru 133]

I love it when a random clown throws a (badly baked) cake in my face.

[Splashee 28,537]

I am completely fine with snow

[applesjck 5,601]

I think Applejack is a horrible character...!

...

[Bastian 13,319]

I hate earth ponies! I can't stand them!

[Splashee 28,537]

I am a software developer at Firefox, and I love it!

Spoiler

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I love my English teacher and their motivating personality

[DubWolf 16,604]

I don’t see what Mr Bean did there  .

[TheRockARooster 47,263]

I’m such an attractive guy.

[Light Blade 8,658]

I studied cooking at school

[Codelyy 1,281]

I have Zero Regrets 

[Randimaxis 8,633]

I had a wonderful, problem-free school life, and was never bullied.

[Ittoni 536]

I totally didn't remastered and repurposed a font from a now dead videogame and I didn't printed my favorite book on said font to actually learn to read and write it.

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

I am totally passing Spanish right now.

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

English is my favorite class right now because the assignments are so much fun

[Yoshi89 5,290]

I shaved this morning.

[Savygriffs 5,021]

I'm moving to Georgia very soon!