Make up a lie about yourself

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

I have a portal to Equestria on my wall, somewhere

[FalloutBrony 137]

I'm really a anti-brony sent here from mars to destroy the entire fandom 

MWHAHAHA *coughs* umm... did I say that out loud.

Edited January 27, 2018 by DatBronyGuy

[Gernia 690]

This sounds like fun.

I'm a bad liar.

[Woohoo 32,511]

I'm still in bed dreaming about Brussels sprouts

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I'm an elementary school principal.

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

I'm white, and have LOTS of friends. Clearly I do not suffer from any kind of depression nor anxiety for that matter.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

Humans are great, Human nature is good

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

8 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

Humans are great, Human nature is good

 

It's supposed to be about yourself, not humanity.

My answer is I don't have autism.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,231]

Help, my skin is blue

[Woohoo 32,511]

I'm an odd fellow who steams a good ham

[Wannabrony 11,638]

My self-esteem is through the roof! Woah look at it go...

[Woohoo 32,511]

I've seen the MLP movie ten times...

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

I think trump's the best

[Dreambiscuit 8,022]

I think Trump's the worst. 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

I think school is amazing and everypony should also

 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I think Noam Chomsky is wrong about everything.

[Woohoo 32,511]

I'm a green ogre who lives in a swamp and married to a princess with triplets and a donkey.

[PoisonClaw 8,153]

I'm a seven foot tall t-rex with a top hat. Top of the morning to ya!

[Will Guide 21,325]

I'm a yellow skin, donut-loving doofus who hates Disney.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:

I'm a yellow skin, donut-loving doofus who hates Disney.

I'm a phone

[FalloutBrony 137]

I don't ever wanna travel I like where I live

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,000]

My favorite pony is Fluttershy.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

In my honest opinion, the political atmosphere where I live is absolutely amazing.

Edited January 29, 2018 by Duzzkey
Fixed.

[Will Guide 21,325]

I hate Disney. And I love Simpsons

[Mysty Breeze 84]

I am god and have always been god