Make up a lie about yourself

[IronM17 5,145]

I live in munich, bavaria. 

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

I like my broccoli underdone.

[Woohoo 32,459]

I only joined the forums yesterday 

[IronM17 5,145]

My favorite music is german hip hop. 

[Will Guide 21,325]

I love spinach and am stronger than Popeye will ever be.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

I'm a legal adult...

i made myself sad again

[FalloutBrony 137]

I'm a communist from Russia 

[Narcissus 352]

I'm unbelievably sweet, kind and outgoing. Thinking about expanding my social networking. 

[Woohoo 32,459]

I'm an alien from the planet Zutara

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I'm not interested in the idea of developing and particularly balancing my own game. I think it is too tedious for me.

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Duzzkey said:

I'm not interested in the idea of developing and particularly balancing my own game. I think it is too tedious for me.

I love playing ekko and he's my favourite mid laner.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

Just now, Cyralicious said:

I love playing ekko and he's my favourite mid laner.

He's totally not my favorite mid-laner to play and totally wasn't going to be my new main when I last played League. Also, I'm totally the best Twisted Fate player to ever live.

[Guest]

Just now, Duzzkey said:

He's totally not my favorite mid-laner to play and totally wasn't going to be my new main when I last played League. Also, I'm totally the best Twisted Fate player to ever live.

Twisted fate is useless!

[Here No Longer 5,270]

Just now, Cyralicious said:

Twisted fate is useless!

No lie, Twisted Fate is the easiest mid to play in the entire game. Had no trouble getting 4 CS/Min every game when I totally couldn't get 6 or 7 easily playing Ekko.

[DubWolf 16,561]

My gym partner’s a monkey  .

[Prometheus 3,038]

I'm a 6'4" bodybuilding Nigerian Prince with control over Microsoft, the Freemasons & the CIA who has a line of cruise ships ported outside my billion-dollar mansion in Los Angeles.

But now for the lie...

Um... I'm a competent chess player?

[Ganondorf8 11,118]

I'm the ruler of the world.

[Will Guide 21,325]

4 minutes ago, Ganondorf8 said:

I'm the ruler of the world.

And I'm his 2nd in command!

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I'm a corporate fascist that derives pleasure from robbing the poor of their well-earned money.

[ChB 18,532]

I dislike Starlight Glimmer

[BoopMan 2,392]

I'm attractive. hahaha

[Ganondorf8 11,118]

I'm a Koopa Troopa--Green specifically.

[Sparklefan1234 161,585]

Judy Hopps was the worst character in Disney's "Zootopia", IMO.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,231]

I'm not allergic to dairy products

[Will Guide 21,325]

I think ABC's "ONCE Upon a Time" is not intriguing to watch, especially not in chronological order using Netflix to easily jump between episodes.