Clickbaitify The Situation

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Just a little game inspired by a video I found on YouTube, basically we turn an everyday situation into a clickbait title. For example, one person says "Slept for 13 hours last night". Next person could say "ALMOST FELL INTO A COMA?!?!" followed by a normal situation which then the next person would write a clickbait title for that situation, et cetera. This probably won't catch on but let's just have a little fun and try this out because why not, I'm pretty bored right now. 

I'll start off with a normal statement. "My friends told me to try Japanese food"

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

Watch as he eats the tetrodotoxin-filled puffer fish: WILL HE BE POISONED?

"I'm posting on MLP Forums."

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Sucked into the BRONY COMMUNITY?!?!

"Going on vacation to Russia"

[Libra 11,690]

"MAN FLEES TO RUSSIA TO ESCAPE MASS MURDER CHARGES"

im going to gamestop to buy some games.

[Kawaii Besu 28,009]

GAME STORE ROBBERY PRANK (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (ALMOST DIED) (STAR WARS SPOILERS)

Watching anime...

[Pieburner 1,680]

MY FRIENDS THINK I'M A PEDOPHILE!?!?!?!?! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Watching hockey

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Try Not to Flinch/Blink Compilation!! (IMPOSSIBLE)

"Burnt my tongue in hot soup"

[Prospekt 10,984]

CAMPBELL'S SOUP TO BE HIT WITH WRONGFUL DEATH SUIT?

Eating pizza.

Edited December 28, 2017 by Prospektlicious

[Kawaii Besu 28,009]

DELIVERY OF PAPA JOHN'S WORDWIDE ONLINE DELIVERY PIZZA WEBSITE WAS BLESSED

Seeing a cockroach

[Wannabrony 11,638]

THE COCKROACH I KILLED CAME BACK TO HAUNT ME?!?!

I missed my train to work this morning.

[Pieburner 1,680]

AMTRAK DISCRIMINATES ME BECAUSE OF GENDER!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (STORYTIME) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Walking outside and bumping into a wall 

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

GOVERNMENT PUTS UP WALL AROUND ITS OWN CITIZENS

Drawing a picture.

Edited December 28, 2017 by SparkliciousSwirls

[Clod 8,293]

THE NEW LEONARDO DAVINCI?!?!

Playing video games

[Ashen Pathfinder 16,151]

AMERICAN WASTES TIME BY DRAWING; CONTRIBUTING ALL TIME LOW IN EMPLOYMENT SEEKERS.

I have a stuffed penguin on my desk.

[Pieburner 1,680]

PENGUINS ARE SEXIST!!!!! TRUMP SUPPORTERS SEEN WITH PENGUINS ON WORKDESKS!!!!

Playing a game of pickup hockey

[Clod 8,293]

I BOUGHT A DEAD PENGUIN?!?!?! (STORY TIME)

Making a meme

edit: oh heck too many ninjas

Edited December 28, 2017 by memelicious

[Wannabrony 11,638]

4 minutes ago, memelicious said:

THE NEW LEONARDO DAVINCI?!?!

Playing video games

THE IMMORTALS TRIED TO SUCK ME INTO THEIR DIGITAL REALM?!

4 minutes ago, PathfinderCS said:

AMERICAN WASTES TIME BY DRAWING; CONTRIBUTING ALL TIME LOW IN EMPLOYMENT SEEKERS.

I have a stuffed penguin on my desk.

 

HUGE PROTEST AGAINST PETA?! (They tried to threaten me!)

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6 minutes ago, WisePie said:

Playing a game of pickup hockey

KIDS ON STREET WITH STICKS! WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING?!?

7 minutes ago, memelicious said:

Making a meme

RANDOM KID TRIES TO TAKE OVER THE INTERNET!!!!

Being ninja'd.

[Pieburner 1,680]

RANDOM BRONY THREATENS TO KILL ME FOR INTERRUPTING HIM!?!?!?!?

Watching football

[Wannabrony 11,638]

DID TOM BRADY KILL HIM?! (18+)

I gave $2 dollars to charity

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9 minutes ago, Brony Wannabe said:

DID TOM BRADY KILL HIM?! (18+)

I gave $2 dollars to charity

I GIVE MONEY TO A SHADY CULT. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

I found an old Micro SD card under the couch.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT SECRET THIS COUCH HOLDS!! (NOT CLICKBAIT!)

Wal-Mart sold out on toothpaste

[Pieburner 1,680]

WALMART NOT PROMOTING BASIC HYGIENE (MUST SEE!!!) (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)

Cutting nails

[Summer Breeze 2,522]

I'M CUTTTING MYSELF?! (STORYTIME)

I am putting on my shoes

[Wannabrony 11,638]

TRYING TO STUFF MYSELF INTO TINY BODYBAGS?! (DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME)

Learning how to tie a knot