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If you sent this letter to Princess Celestia? ·

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How do you think she would react if you sent this letter to her?

 

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Dear Princess Celestia,

You have gotten far too fat and need to go on a diet.

Sincerely,

(Your Name).”

 

 

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She’d probably cast a spell so that all future letters from me go straight to her spam folder.

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To be quite honest, why?

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probably start mocking you by eating more cake

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She would just laugh and eat more cake.

Image result for princess celestia eating cake

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She loves apples to !

So maybe she needs that letter, question is... who dares to sign it ? :D

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The reduction of other is experienced as the reduction of the self. So, I wouldn't send the letter, but rather play a friendly tune on those overweighted bongos of her.

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I'd make sure I'm not allergic to Conversion Gel first, unlike Cave Johnson... "And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill."

 

Why do I say that?  Well... I bet this'd be my new front yard.
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I foresee myself going on a one-way trip to the moon.

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It's only an honest opinion. Someone in her position shouldn't be too thin-skinned (even if she isn't thin under the skin). And if all goes as planned, she'll give me all her cake so she won't be tempted any longer by it.

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If I sent that to her I would probably use starlight glimmers spell to go back in time to stop myself from sending the letter unless it was absolutely needed. Then I would forge princess Luna’s signature.

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Her reaction would be like any other female species or people in general,

 

”I’m not fat, I’m just big-boned”

 

That and throwing hissy fits for how rude you are for addressing her fattiness with such peasant language.

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Adding the word peasant

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"Dear [Insert name here]!
Thank you for your compliment, i am doing my best

Princess Celestia"

It would be amazing xD

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I'd change it to be less mean and more constructive:

Dear Princess Celestia,

You're a fat ass.

Sincerely,

everypony.

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2 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

I'd change it to be less mean and more constructive:

Dear Princess Celestia,

You're a fat ass.

Sincerely,

everypony.

That's the opposite XD

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Ever seen the end to Portal 2?

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