craft My Cat Ate My Homework

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My cat ate my homework once and inspired me to write this poem:

If my cat ever eats my homework

What should I tell the teacher?

I can't just tell them, “My cat ate my homework”

‘Cause that's the same thing as saying,

“My dog ate my homework”

Since my cat pretty much is a dog.

 

I could say I lost it,

But that would mean I’m irresponsible.

What if I say the wind blew it away?

Wait, what's the wind pressure today?

Could I maybe just throw a fit?

Ehh…

My reputations definitely not worth it.

 

Wait why am I worrying about all this?

I don't have any assignments due

Therefore there's no more homework to not do.

OH NO!

I have a poem due after lunch!

What's my excuse?

 

“Apparently my homework was my cats lunch”

I said to the class

Holding a blank shredded paper in my hand.

 

There is no more to this poem,

My cat ate the rest.

No seriously.