Ask My Little Ponies (Taking a Break)

[ChB 18,532]

Hi Twilight!

What’s your toy pony’s name?  

[Sparklefan1234 161,642]

2 minutes ago, ChB said:

Hi Twilight!

What’s your toy pony’s name?  

 

Who said it was a toy? 

His name is Elmer. 

Why in Equestria would you name your horse Elmer!? 

To see how you would react. 

[ChB 18,532]

19 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Who said it was a toy? 

His name is Elmer. 

Why in Equestria would you name your horse Elmer!? 

To see how you would react. 

Wait, he’s not a toy? Oh cool, how old is he?

[Sparklefan1234 161,642]

Just now, ChB said:

Wait, he’s not a toy? Oh cool, how old is he?

 

*Stomps hoof twice* 

[ChB 18,532]

4 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

*Stomps hoof twice* 

What does he like to eat?  

[Sparklefan1234 161,642]

2 minutes ago, ChB said:

What does he like to eat?  

 

He's a bottle of- 

Paper, mostly. He's silly. 

[ChB 18,532]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

He's a bottle of- 

Paper, mostly. He's silly. 

I think you mean that he spits on paper. Right?  

[Sparklefan1234 161,642]

Just now, ChB said:

I think you mean that he spits on paper. Right?  

 

Sure. 

 

He likes to cut the paper up with his tusks before eating it. 

 

Tusks? Horses don't have tusks. 

 

Then he sneezes glitter onto the paper & makes beautiful glitter snowflakes. 

 

Alright. I'm outta here. 

 

I win again, Earth pony. 

[ChB 18,532]

7 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Sure. 

 

He likes to cut the paper up with his tusks before eating it. 

 

Tusks? Horses don't have tusks. 

 

Then he sneezes glitter onto the paper & makes beautiful glitter snowflakes. 

 

Alright. I'm outta here. 

 

I win again, Earth pony. 

You do realize where all that white glitter comes from, right Twilight? 
 

Um...I mean...cool!  

[Sparklefan1234 161,642]

Just now, ChB said:

You do realize where all that white glitter comes from, right Twilight? 

 

The Sky Genie of course! 

 

1 minute ago, ChB said:

Um...I mean...cool!

 

Did somepony call m-

NO! 

[ChB 18,532]

7 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

The Sky Genie of course! 

 

 

Did somepony call m-

NO! 

Oh, Twilight. So book smart, and yet so innocent.

Am I right, AJ?

[Sparklefan1234 161,642]

Just now, ChB said:

Oh, Twilight. So book smart, and yet so innocent.

Am I right, AJ?

 

Yup. She still doesn't understand how s'mores work either. 

[TheAnimationFanatic 3,543]

Does Princess Celestia give Twilight special advanced copies of her memoirs?

[Sparklefan1234 161,642]

1 hour ago, TheAnimationFanatic said:

Does Princess Celestia give Twilight special advanced copies of her memoirs?

 

*Sighs heavily* Yes. 

 

*Receives scroll*

 

I often lie awake at night & wonder to myself: "Why do I raise the sun when I have interns who can do it for me?". 

 

*To herself* I don't need *every* thought that pops into your head, Princess. 

[TheAnimationFanatic 3,543]

Dear Twilight,

How did your parents first react when they learned that both of their children and daughter-in-law were all royalty?

Edited December 5, 2019 by TheAnimationFanatic

[Sparklefan1234 161,642]

2 hours ago, TheAnimationFanatic said:

Dear Twilight,

How did your parents first react when they learned that both of their children and daughter-in-law were all royalty?

 

They were SO happy...At first. 

Until we told them we couldn't give them free stuff. 

[TheAnimationFanatic 3,543]

8 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

They were SO happy...At first. 

Until we told them we couldn't give them free stuff. 

Until Twilight Velvet signed that lucrative book deal... 

[Sparklefan1234 161,642]

Just now, TheAnimationFanatic said:

Until Twilight Velvet signed that lucrative book deal... 

 

My mother doesn't write books anymore. She's decided to become a professional deviled egg. 

Don't you mean a daredevil? 

*Sighs, sadly* Don't remind me. 

[TheAnimationFanatic 3,543]

Dear Rarity and/or Applejack,

How did the folks react when they learned about you becoming a couple? 

[Sparklefan1234 161,642]

Just now, TheAnimationFanatic said:

Dear Rarity and/or Applejack,

How did the folks react when they learned about you becoming a couple? 

 

A couple've what? 

I think he's referring to our human world counterparts, Darling. 

Oh. Sorry 'bout that. 

[ChB 18,532]

Hi Rarity!

Thanks for making a jacket for Rapunzel's pet, Pascal!  

How did you and Raps meet, by the way?

[Sparklefan1234 161,642]

47 minutes ago, ChB said:

Hi Rarity!

Thanks for making a jacket for Rapunzel's pet, Pascal!  

How did you and Raps meet, by the way?

 

Rapunzel & I had been working in the same art supply store for years & we didn't realize it until one day in 2013. 

[TheAnimationFanatic 3,543]

Is it true that Rarity complimented Kylo Ren's hair when she saw him in The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi 

OR (If you haven't seen Star Wars)

Is it true that Rarity had a goth phase as a teenager?

[Sparklefan1234 161,642]

1 hour ago, TheAnimationFanatic said:

Is it true that Rarity complimented Kylo Ren's hair when she saw him in The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi 

 

I am unfamiliar with this particular name. 

 

1 hour ago, TheAnimationFanatic said:

OR (If you haven't seen Star Wars)

 

Oh, it's one of those "Sci-Twi" movies. 

 

1 hour ago, TheAnimationFanatic said:

Is it true that Rarity had a goth phase as a teenager?

 

I did not. 

[ChB 18,532]

Which came first? The chicken, or the egg?