Terrible Therapist game

[TBD 17,228]

The rule of the is the person would state their problem (made up or not, but keep it fun). Then the next person  would give them feedback to that problem like a therapist would to their patient. Then state their own problem, to continue on,   Similar to this game "Mom! my cutie mark is a..." 

Example: 

Me: i'm bored

User: you should choose to be more active.

         "I like eating glue.."

Me: Would you like some paper with that?

and so forth...

 

I'll start,

I'm addicted to the mlp show.

Edited April 2, 2018 by TBD

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Good.  E M B R A C E   I T.

 

I have trouble falling asleep because of my fear of beds.

[The Recherche 29,965]

That's understandable; all of the monsters hiding under them can be a bit spooky! 

Spoiler

 SwEEt DrEaMS.

I think I'm starting to develop a dependence on boops. 

Edited April 2, 2018 by Recherche

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

Well if I were you, I would put on a clown wig and run around in the middle of the night scaring little kids 

I've been getting too many nose-boops from my waifu lately, any advice on how to tone down the number of boops a day I've been getting? 

[Pr0m4NV14 837]

Why don’t you remove your nose?

 

I spend too much time on MS Paint.

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

4 minutes ago, King of Canterlot said:

Well if I were you, I would put on a clown wig and run around in the middle of the night scaring little kids 

I've been getting too many nose-boops from my waifu lately, any advice on how to tone down the number of boops a day I've been getting? 

Get a restraining order against her, that should be obvious

I'm addicted to coffee

[The Recherche 29,965]

DRINK MORE.

DON'T WORRY, YOUR DOPAMINE RECEPTORS CAN TAKE IT! 

I think I've developed Anatidadephobia... 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

I'd say you get a pet duck, that way you won't be so paranoid. You'll know a duck is watching you.

Doc, I think I have a crush on Tony the Tiger.

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

Go to the zoo and throw yourself into the tiger's den to see if they accept you or not

Rainbow Dash keeps sleeping in my bed, what do I do to make her stop?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

She won't want to sleep on it, if it smells like urine.

I'm developing Mike Dawson Syndrome.

[TBD 17,228]

when is the last time you have  CAT scan? 

I feel like I'm in the twilight zone..

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[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

You might have a case of Rockwell fever. Here, take 2 Frank Sinatras a day for two weeks and you should feel much better. If there are any side effects, go see you're primary
health physician. But remember, you didn't get those FSes from me.

Doc, why do I feel so empty inside? Like I am nothing but an empty glass, waiting for someone to just pour life into me?

[TBD 17,228]

Have you try drinking? cheers.

 

why is that every time I made a wish, it's always end up corrupted?. 

 

 

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[RDDash 18,858]

Make a wish upon the star, warning you may or may not confuse the star with the planet, asteroid, and or space station.

 

Doc, one of my best friends Zecora had gone missing what should I do?

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Have you checked that Zecora-shaped zebra right there that is speaking in rhymes? Try asking her if she has a clue.

I have won the lottery 3 times over the last 5 months but I keep tearing the tickets into pieces because I get too happy when I win. How do I stop that from happening?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

*hic* Try throwing the tickets in the trash instead *hic*

Doc, I have this friend who won't stop watering his lawn. Even though the lawn has become a swamp, his water bill is passed $10,000, and he hasn't eaten in 4 days.
What do I do to get him to stop?

[Wannabrony 11,638]

You have three options, either physically throw him in your car and drive him to the middle of the desert and drop him off there. Another choice is to just cut the city's water supply. Or leave him alone to "just relax and water his lawn for the next week or two". Whichever one is easier for you.

I start attacking people whenever I yawn, how can I control my temper?

[TBD 17,228]

controlling your temper is not the problem, yawning is. So try not to yawn.

I keep seeing star, what do you think that means?

 

 

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[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

I think it means you've been watching too much Disney.

Doc, no one seems to ever get my references. What do?

[kaiser5578 340]

You should eat crab dipped in Kiwano jelly an marmite

i keep dreaming that I'm the latina daughter of a drug lord but I'm a white guy.

Edited April 2, 2018 by kaiser5578

[Flutterstep 46,280]

It's simple. Wait for it to snow, collect a few snowballs, let them melt in you hands then dry them. I hope this helps your situation.

I keep dreaming that I'm Fluttershy having a relationship with Vinyl. What could this mean?

[Unity 332]

Oh, have I ever told you about Rule34?

 

I keep eating chapstick.

[kaiser5578 340]

Dip it in gravy

i failed my American idol audition

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Try going for X-Factor

I have been getting nightmares of chocolate fountains.

[Will Guide 21,325]

9 minutes ago, Wannabrony said:

Try going for X-Factor

I have been getting nightmares of chocolate fountains.

You might want to stay away from bakeries for a while.

Doctor, some days I wake up thinking I'm Mickey Mouse, other days I'm Goofy.