TBD 17,254 August 27, 2018 Author Share August 27, 2018 now don't be rude...she will be joining with us whether you like it or not. This is after all, a dysfunctional family therapy session. Doc, how can i improve my memory? ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Here No Longer 5,276 August 27, 2018 Share August 27, 2018 Just hit yourself in the head a few times, it'll all come back. Doc, I've been having thoughts of killing myself. My life just never gets any better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,360 August 27, 2018 Share August 27, 2018 31 minutes ago, TBD said: now don't be rude...she will be joining with us whether you like it or not. This is after all, a dysfunctional family therapy session. Doc, how can i improve my memory? Well, go out and buy a new Computer Ram. That should increase your memory. Doc, who gets stuck with all the bad luck? A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,254 August 27, 2018 Author Share August 27, 2018 28 minutes ago, Barik, the Master Mechanic said: Doc, I've been having thoughts of killing myself. My life just never gets any better... Like the last "patient" hit yourself on the head until you have gotten your sense back. 24 minutes ago, Will Guide said: Doc, who gets stuck with all the bad luck? A changeling since they don't wear horseshoes. No offense. Doc, I feel this is becoming more of a group feeling forum...I ordered a private session. ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lights Action 476 August 27, 2018 Share August 27, 2018 Don't worry. I can arrange that. Oh, I gotta go cook a slow cook dinner. Here's my assistant. They'll sort you out perfectly. *Places Avatar character on the lounge chair, then proceeds to walk out and lock all doors* Doctor, I can't stick to my diet due to emotional problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,254 August 27, 2018 Author Share August 27, 2018 add ice cream to your diet Doc, how can you make this world a better place? ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Valtasar 12,690 August 31, 2018 Share August 31, 2018 a tough one, maybe we should all consider moving to another one? doc, i think i'm alergic to humans My Shop My Gallery Ask Zecora Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,254 August 31, 2018 Author Share August 31, 2018 that's unfortune, lucky for you there aren't no human here... just man and woman. Doc, I'm normal you believe that right? ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EightBit 284 August 31, 2018 Share August 31, 2018 Absolutely. What? Why am I fidgeting? You think I look like I'm lying? You silly goose. Doc, I'm panicking about my final year of university. This is my entire future. What should I do? Some honest reviews and constructive criticism regarding my OC would be much appreciated. Thank you so much! https://mlpforums.com/roleplay-characters/bright-spark-r10033/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,254 August 31, 2018 Author Share August 31, 2018 don't worry you'll live. your future will never be over unless you're, well..dead. Doc, how can I recover from a work burnout? ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lights Action 476 September 3, 2018 Share September 3, 2018 Don't do work, of course! Doc, I feel I'm not real at all. And I still don't know why I look like that green boy above me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna's Admirer 945 September 3, 2018 Share September 3, 2018 Get a bath with icy cold water. Doc, I think I have allergy to flowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,254 September 3, 2018 Author Share September 3, 2018 you think? Let's confirm that.. *putting the flower close to your face* Doc, how would I train my dragon? ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,360 September 3, 2018 Share September 3, 2018 9 minutes ago, TBD said: you think? Let's confirm that.. *putting the flower close to your face* Doc, how would I train my dragon? Ignore the book and watch the movie Doc, my shapeshifting is out of whack. I keep transforming into the wrong thing. A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiccuttlefish 112 September 3, 2018 Share September 3, 2018 If you try to transform into the wrong thing, them you should transform into the right thing. Doc, I can't get up because I have a cat on my lap. What should I do? Just going to leave this link here...https://xkcd.com/520/BTW, the facts in the second panel are correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,254 September 4, 2018 Author Share September 4, 2018 you should take a cat nap Doc, could you teach me the way of the dark side? ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L1ghtn1ng_Flash 213 September 4, 2018 Share September 4, 2018 there is no dark or light, only up and down, so don't summon demons Doc, I can fly with the Wonderbolts right? Signature ( and my avatar ) by Laika"If you've got the smarts and the Guts to take life by the face and shake the Hay out of it, Then you can do anything you set your mind to, Of course there is no guarantee , but it's the thought that counts." - L1ghtn1ng Flash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddboy Olaf 10,628 September 7, 2018 Share September 7, 2018 Afraid not. The Wonderbolts have reached capacity. Doc, do you like knives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,254 September 7, 2018 Author Share September 7, 2018 Well, where do you think I got this scar from? Doc, the dark knight keep coming for me, what do? ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiccuttlefish 112 September 7, 2018 Share September 7, 2018 (edited) Carry a flashlight, so that he is no longer the 'dark' knight. Doc, I think I'm a human. Edited September 7, 2018 by epiccuttlefish 1 Just going to leave this link here...https://xkcd.com/520/BTW, the facts in the second panel are correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,254 September 7, 2018 Author Share September 7, 2018 Do you feel normal? Doc, I need a service dog. ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddboy Olaf 10,628 September 8, 2018 Share September 8, 2018 So, what do you expect me to do about it? Doc, do you think it's wrong to torture someone that deserves it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lights Action 476 September 9, 2018 Share September 9, 2018 Wh-What? No...I mean Yes...You know what? I think it's you to decide. Doc...My family says I hallucinate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Valtasar 12,690 September 9, 2018 Share September 9, 2018 they're probably or you wouldn't have come for advice in a butcher's shop Doc, i can't stop making bad puns and dad jokes My Shop My Gallery Ask Zecora Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiccuttlefish 112 September 9, 2018 Share September 9, 2018 There is not such thing as a bad pun! All puns are good. Doc, how do I prevent my cats from jumping onto my lap right when I am about to get up? Just going to leave this link here...https://xkcd.com/520/BTW, the facts in the second panel are correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Join the herd!Sign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now