Terrible Therapist game

[TBD 17,228]

zzzzzzz....huh wha? oh yeh well...you can never have too much gummies uh huh.

Doc, what if this who thing is just an illusion? 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

*pinches TBD* nope, it's real

sdrawkcab si gnihtyreve leef i ,coD

[TBD 17,228]

carry a mirror with you at all time 

Doc, time is running slooow

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

maybe it's just walking, 'running' is when it goes fast

Doc, how can i tell if i'm me or a changeling that looks like me?

[TBD 17,228]

comparing you and the changeling is a 0% differences.

Doc, am I pretty? 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

There's a mirror mirror on that wall. go ask it

Doc, I don't feel so good

[TBD 17,228]

tell that to the trash can next to you.

Doc, why am I fading away?

  

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Cause a giant purple man named Thanos done fucked up the universe.

Doc, would you ever consider killing someone for money?

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

I have considered it and i have done it. I recommend government work. 

 

Doc, i hear voices in my head that occassionally manifest themselves. How do i deal with them?

[TBD 17,228]

You don't, just demend them to give you a penny for every thoughts.

Doc, i hit my head  and now I can't see.. what do?

Edited September 23, 2018 by TBD

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Open your eyes. It works for me. 

 

Doc, i have multiple personalities that randomly manifest themselves. What do?

[RDDash 18,864]

Put them into different bodies.

Doc, sometimes I feel like nothing to do.

[Gainsborough 50]

Obviously it's a trick of the mind brought on by too many hours of work. I'll write you up a prescription for anti-anxiety and sleep meds.

I fear as an existential nihilist that there will never be one thing to make me happy forever and that I should just try to find happiness within myself and make myself happy.

[TBD 17,228]

I know just a thing for you..

Spoiler

Doc..where is your licence? 

[Heart Star 181]

I just throw pills at things and call it a day. It's just like Dr. Mario!

I think there's an evil sorcerer trying to haunt my dreams.

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,406]

Just imagine yourself peeing on him and he'll go away. Of course, if you accidentally wet the bed, I can't help you.

Doc, the house across the street seems to be watching me.

[Samurai Equine 45,851]

Chop it down and set it on fire. Call it self-defense.

It feels like the earth is spinning too fast, and I might fly off it any second. What should I do?

[Number62 1,247]

Glue your entire body to the ground.

I feel like punching everyone I see.

[Quinch 1,119]

21 minutes ago, Number62 said:

Glue your entire body to the ground.

I feel like punching everyone I see.

Become a workaholic boxer. 

I'm afraid of waffles. 

[Flutterstep 46,287]

Eat a pack of pancakes every night before sleeping. It will take your mind of it. 

I can't think of a good enough comment to write.

[TBD 17,228]

wow my old thread!

 

Well at least your head is still working to type that down. 

 

Doctor, how does it feel to be back in business? 

[Samurai Equine 45,851]

It's easy when you take out the competition. Permanently. 

I've lost my marbles! Can you help me find them? There was a red one, and a green one, and some of them have this spirally cool stuff!

[Windy Breeze 15,175]

I feel like I'm about to go crazy everytime I see Rainbow Dash. What's going on with me doc? 

[SpittyPie2005 3,923]

9 minutes ago, Windy Breeze said:

I feel like I'm about to go crazy everytime I see Rainbow Dash. What's going on with me doc? 

Stay away from that crack, my dude.

 

I have strong urges to poke people with plastic wands...what should i do, doctor?

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,406]

Turn it around and start poking yourself in the eyes. Soon it'll lose its appeal.

I have a phobia of the number 27, what should I do?

Edited February 23, 2020 by lyrabetes3939