Terrible Therapist game

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Stay right there...*sends out Bat signal*

 

Doc, I have feelings for a girl that already has a boyfriend. What do?

[Jedishy 3,542]

20 minutes ago, Kronos the Revenant said:

Doc, I have feelings for a girl that already has a boyfriend. What do?

 

Have you tried gifts of choloroform and duct tape?

 

Doc I have insomnia what do I do 

Edited June 26, 2018 by Jedishy

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

3 minutes ago, Jedishy said:

Doc I have insomnia what do I do 

Drink a whole thing of NyQuil 

Doc,Batman broke my arms and legs,leaving me in a pickle,I think he mistook me for the joker!

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

Drink a couple gallons of Pepsi and shake your head.

 

Doc, my mind brain is exploding due to math things. What should I do?

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Holy Mathematics! Stay away from math,it’s not important for your future!

Doc I’ve grown in size since I ate a mushroom!

[Lights Action 476]

Take this! 
Doctor, Can you refer me to a rehab ward?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

8 minutes ago, Lights Action said:

Take this! 
Doctor, Can you refer me to a rehab ward?

OK! **passes a wand with the word "Rehab" on it**

You wanted a Rehab Wand didn't you?

 

 

DOctor, 

I fear that I am not right in the head

Edited June 26, 2018 by Totally Not Sherbert Music-Guard

[TBD 17,228]

the truth is that you're robot who needs to be reprogram.  

Doc, I feel like i was born in the wrong time..

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Deal with it.

Doc I’m having weird memories about myself in a alternate universe!

[Lights Action 476]

*Steals Ricks portal gun*
Well then, confirm them!

Doctor, I keep on having dreams of me in musicals, and end up humming show tunes when I should be doing crap.

[TBD 17,228]

tries listening to others musicians who have already achieved their dreams as you're doing crap.

Doc, I can't dream...

 

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

maybe you're already dreaming
doc,i forgot what my problem was

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Tie a rope to your finger and count to 8

doc I feel like I’m in a movie and always self aware of it!

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

Then smile for the camera. 

 

Doc, I don’t feel so good. *fades away*

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Go ahead and spoil the rest for the ones who haven’t seen infinity war.

Doc I woke up in a floating police box!

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

go back to sleep
doc,i'm scared of doctors(can i go now?)

[Lights Action 476]

I'll refer you to a dentist instead :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
Doctor, the little AND the big devil on my shoulders are telling me to take over China.

 

[TBD 17,228]

okay...but don't come back crying to me when a BIG panda come ruin your parade

Doc, I think I can read people's mind...

[Dan. 1,825]

No u.

Doc, I think my nostrils are gossiping about me with my ears.

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

oh don't listen to them nostrils are always jerks
dok,i 4got how 2 spel

[Lights Action 476]

o, rly?Goo bak too skool, den.

Doc, I keep on fantasizing about Mrs Tweedy. That doesn't sound like much; Until you realize I'm a peacock 
 

[Dan. 1,825]

...Quit facebook stalking my mom, what's wrong with you? She's 80.

Doc, I have this dream where I wake up only to only find out I haven't woken up.

 

[TBD 17,228]

keep pinching till you bleed.

Doc, i keep postponing my studying time..

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Fake it till you make it

Doc,I can’t stop posting memes!

[Dan. 1,825]

Y u no stahp posting memes.

Doc, I have a confession to make....i'm your fool....everybody's got their chains to break...holding you....were you born to resist, or to be abused?