Terrible Therapist game

[TBD 17,228]

wait till the raven quoth nevermore..

Doc, I'm broke....

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

*hands you a roll of duck tape* Duck tape will fix anything.

Doc, why does your PhD look like it was made with crayon?

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

its to help children who fear the doctor feel more at home
doc,my mother stole my nose when i was little,i can't smell since

[TBD 17,228]

steal a nose from mr potato.

Doc, how do i get to nirvana? 

 

[Dan. 1,825]

Fight Kurt Cobain in a duel with a solid gold guitar over who really owns Nirvana.

 

Doc, how do I become a Fighter of Foos?

[TBD 17,228]

have a food fight with them

Doc, I think my toys is alive....

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Someone's been watching too much Toy Story.

Doc, who do you think would win between a Salt-Water Crocodile and a Great White Shark?

[TBD 17,228]

will lets have you as the bait and see which is hungrier

Doc, I have this infinity stone (power) and don't know what to do with it..

[Lights Action 476]

*Hands over Thanos' location* This guy should be able to show you.
Doc, I'm scared of failure.

[TBD 17,228]

well you just failed overcoming your fear, try again.

Doc, I can't stop daydreaming.

[Will Guide 21,325]

3 minutes ago, TBD said:

well you just failed overcoming your fear, try again.

Doc, I can't stop daydreaming.

Have you tried Night Reality to cancel it out?

Doc, it's been hot all day outside and my AC is busted!

[Dan. 1,825]

Quit whining and be a man, Kevin! Your mom and I didn't send you to college for free.

 

Doc, Kevin slapped me..what do?

[TBD 17,228]

turn the other cheek..

Doc, I always eat dessert first and not saving it for the others...

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

Just don't even order dessert. 

 

Doc, i've been feeling too hot outside.

[Shadow Nightwing 24]

How do you think this relates to your mental state, are you in some kind of transitional limbo?

or just don't go outside

Doc, I think I've been killing people in my sleep.

 

 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

That's good. This world needs less people.

Doc, I think our world's gonna end by giant mutated spiders.

[Lights Action 476]

Here's a pet spider with a little dollhouse playpen to reassure you it won't.

Doctor; I have this crazy lady stalking me! She wants to put me in anime cosplay! (That's what you call it, right?)

[TBD 17,228]

lead her into a deep forest then...

Doc, I feel that something inside me has awaken..

[Heart Star 181]

Put it to sleep.

 

I need to have more self-confidence. Any tips?

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

Just imagine that you're better than everyone else.

I'm addicted to Dr. Pepper.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Here, have a Coke.

 

Im in love with a girl that has a boyfriend.

[Lights Action 476]

Survival of the fittest; Battle him for dominance.

Doc, the gods have pulled a fast one on me; I'm re-incarnated as myself, with all my memories, and I've awakened only an HOUR after the...Incident. Case in point; I NEED TO HIDE!!!

[TBD 17,228]

you gonna face your fear...even if it's kills you.

Doc, i can't stop drinking..

[Lights Action 476]

4 hours ago, TBD said:

you gonna face your fear...even if it's kills you.

Doc, i can't stop drinking..

NO! NEVER AGAIN! I'LL BE GOOD! I'll...Give to charity! I won't kill the panda! I'll say sorry!!! Just, PLEASE! Give me someplace to hide!

Oh, and you can't stop drinking? Here is my collection of fine wines and hard liquor. That should stop you from drinking! (Hey, you didn't say what you were drinking *shrugs* )

[Dan. 1,825]

You need to see somebody else *takes his hat and briefcase*

 

Doc, the moon follows me at night..what do?