Terrible Therapist game

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 hour ago, TBD said:

Try pretending to be a doctor who travels through time

Doc, I will you teach how to sing?

First, you need to learn proper Grammar.

Doc, I think I'm the reincarnation of Walt Disney himself.

[epiccuttlefish 112]

No, you aren't. Walt Disney's soul is still alive.

 

Doc, I like cats, but the senior pastor of the churn that I go to says cats are evil.

[TBD 17,228]

you should know that this place is full of bitches.

Doc, I have a food for thought. 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Then you better keep it in a place so it wont spoil 

 

I think @Duality is awesome

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

Hmm. Maybe its a reverse allergy

Doc. My stomach is upset. But we haven't argued so.why?

[TBD 17,228]

because number 2 doesn't wait for anyone for anything.

Doc, who keeps prank calling me?

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 minute ago, TBD said:

because number 2 doesn't wait for anyone for anything.

Doc, who keeps prank calling me?

 

Strong Bad. Apparently, prank-calling Maripan was getting tricky.

Doc, I have no cake for my birthday.

[TBD 17,228]

then print a picture of it, it'll last longer throughout all your birthdays.

Doc, do you believe in magic?

[Lights Action 476]

NO! But I think there's a human religion for those who do...For some reason *hands over Necronomicon* 
DOCTOR! DOCTOR! There's this sicko fan who likes to imagine that me and my leaders are in love!

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

y hav u ben reeding my fanfics?

Say...what's up, Doc? I have this uncontrollable desire to smoke carrots like cigars. Is that normal? 

Edited August 4, 2018 by Kings&Hooves14

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

no,everypony knows carrots are better smoked in in a bong

Doctor, the pony people inside my head are silent today

Edited August 4, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[Lights Action 476]

TRY REALLY, REALLY HARD, AND THEY'LL COME BACK. I SUGGEST STAYING IN THIS PURE WHITE ROOM FOR A WEEK.

DOCTOR, THE SAME SICKO IS SCRIPTING A FANFICTION WHICH SHE WISHES TO TURN INTO AN ANIMATION!

[TBD 17,228]

Don't worry, her wish got corrupted...she added you as part of the fanfiction which explained why she couldn't get it into an animation. happy now?

Doc,  what's is life? will I be a blank flank forever? (gummy)

 

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

You can always use paint or a sticker or..*takes out tattoo equipment*

Doc, i can't wake up even if i pinch myself

[TBD 17,228]

hypnotize yourself to wake up.

Doc, this is a wrong medicine!

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,406]

2 minutes ago, TBD said:

hypnotize yourself to wake up.

Doc, this is a wrong medicine!

Of course it's the wrong medicine. I would never give you any medicine that was the right one.

Doc, I feel compelled to throw a giant chocolate cake straight at Applejack's head.

[TBD 17,228]

Might as well put a cherry on the top..

Doc, I'm here to rob you.

 

 

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,406]

42 minutes ago, TBD said:

Might as well put a cherry on the top..

Doc, I'm here to rob you.

 

 

You want money? Then get a job, you bum!

Doc, I just got murdered and now there's an ax stuck in my head.

[TBD 17,228]

Well, you have reach to Neitherworld, please take a number.

Doc, I see live people.

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

have you been speaking with Lyra lately? it's the live ponies you should worry about

Doc, i have a split personality / don't listen to him, i'm fine

[TBD 17,228]

Well then, toss the one ring into the volcano

Doc, why is life so boring?

 

 

Edited August 15, 2018 by TBD

[Emperor Azurailo 1,091]

Because it's life, silly!

Doc, I think I suffer from the urge to become a Dictator. Is that normal?

[Pucksterv 4,507]

Don't worry, it's just a phase

Doc, I have the uncontrollable urge to burst out in a song every 5 minutes. What do I do

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

have you tried singing a song that's longer than 5 minutes to throw the others off?

Doc, my legs are killing me,(yesterday they tried to poison me, and this morning they attacked me with a knife)

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,406]

Have you tried amputating your legs? If you cut them off and throw them away, then they can't attack you!

Doc, certain ponies aren't speaking to me the same way they used to.