Terrible Therapist game

[TBD 17,228]

smack it away like a fly

Doc, the world is dying..what do? 

 

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

(Okay, so I've never posted here... yet this was saved so I'm using this as my answer.)

I've got just the thing

 

Eh, doc... I'm just not into video games as I once was... what should I do?

[TBD 17,228]

turn your whole life like a video and see if that will brings back the "feels" 

Doc, i'm drunk, why am I doing here?

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

you've come to the right place.. for the afterparty, whiskey or vodka?

doc, i get distracted very easily. Squitel!.. where was I?

[TBD 17,228]

This it's far worse than a distraction... you're a fish along who suffered from short term memory loss.

Doc, I can't just let it go..

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

there is a solution, but it's highly adictive.

Spoiler

 

doc, i lost my patience, where should i look for it?

[TBD 17,228]

Can't say.... HIPAA's policy. 

Doctor, how am I an patient and a doctor at the same time? 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Cause we're all a little mad here.

Doc, I just realized that you are drawing on your clipboard.
What are you drawing?

[Sylvester 350]

4 hours ago, Panzy said:

Cause we're all a little mad here.

Doc, I just realized that you are drawing on your clipboard.
What are you drawing?

I'm drawing up a restraining order! :3

So I'm a bit trigger-happy...

[TBD 17,228]

See this smoke around you? that's why.

Doc, I can't stop laughing. 

 

[TokyoRose 83]

Go watch Grave of the Fireflies, I hear it's the perfect cure for laughter

Help doc, I've got a song stuck in my head!

[TBD 17,228]

you'd  need a brain surgery to remove that.

Doc, I'm suffering from this heat, what do? 

 

[Sylvester 350]

find a boyfriend
Doc i have daddy issues

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 minute ago, Sylvester said:

find a boyfriend
Doc i have daddy issues

Well, get some Mommy Magazine issues to complete the set

Doc, I keep waking up in the middle of the night 

[Sylvester 350]

Just now, Willusion said:

Well, get some Mommy Magazine issues to complete the set

Doc, I keep waking up in the middle of the night 

You can't wake up if you never sleep ^w^
Doc my finger has a mind of it's own

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 minute ago, Sylvester said:

You can't wake up if you never sleep ^w^
Doc my finger has a mind of it's own

You need to know the difference between its and it's.

Doc, I keep thinking I'm a Changeling trapped in a pony body.

[Sylvester 350]

19 minutes ago, Willusion said:

You need to know the difference between its and it's.

Doc, I keep thinking I'm a Changeling trapped in a pony body.

I'm afraid you're trans-species
Doc I h'av've a h'abi't of pu'tti'ng apostro'ph'es eve'rywh'ere

[TokyoRose 83]

Are you pregnant? Because it looks like you're having contractions. 

Help Doc, I can't stop making horrible puns!

[Will Guide 21,325]

34 minutes ago, TokyoAbsinthe said:

Are you pregnant? Because it looks like you're having contractions. 

Help Doc, I can't stop making horrible puns!

Then start making good ones.

Doc, I woke up sweating in bed this morning.

(I am actually serious about being sweaty in real life)

[TBD 17,228]

well, sleeping does take a lot of work..

Doc, can I leave now?

 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

*throws an ax at the door* No. Stay a while, friend.

Doc, do you think this dress makes me look fat?

[TBD 17,228]

That's not the dress fault...

Doc, this creepy doll is hunting me, wat do?

[Sylvester 350]

Throw a tea party!
Doc no-one invites me to their tea parties T-T

[TBD 17,228]

create another one.

Doc, is it wrong to be worshipping ponies? 

 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Well, there are some other strange religions out there. I recommend the church of Helix. PRAISE HELIX!!!!!

 

 

 

Doc, I just had a dream last night that my mother told me to throw away a jar of gummy worms. As soon as i throw them away, they become sentient and start acting more like snakes, forked tongue and all. Suddenly, i felt the need to save them because i found those sentient gummy snakes too adorable to simply dispose of inhumanely, so i stuck my hand into the jar and some of them took the form of miniature cobras, others into miniature black mambas, and the rest into that very adorable tiny snake from that video on YouTube where the tiny snake is in a tiny sandbox and he owner boops its nose. Some of the gummy cobras tried to bite me but they felt like nibbles and weren’t venomous. I tried to release them just outside my garage door where some of those gummy snakes proceeded to burrow into the sand and some of them dug into my bloodstream somehow while a few more just wrapped themselves around my fingers and i kept them in jars until they went stale which essentially meant they died and i came to grips with it and let the ants at our driveway have at them. 

What does it mean?