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Ok a little,  one is a sailor suit that fights evil by moonlight! 

 

Doc,  you look like u have seen a ghost?

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No so stop looking at the mirror and touching it!

 

Doc,   I feel like a human trapped in the body of a human who thinks they like colored ponies!

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Beat your head on a wall until the ghost possessing you comes out of your body.

Doc, I think I may be a zombie.

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isolate yourself and eat some toilet paper.

Doc, I have a slight cough...

 

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Well, considering what's going around, I guess you'll die. Try to burn yourself alive so it doesn't spread, and donate your TP to the next greedy customer.

♫ Doctor Doctor, gimme the news, I got a bad case of lovin' you~! 

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here's what you have to do

"Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla bing bang...
Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla bing bang"

 

Doctor, I can't seem to feel my toes.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Dip them in a fire pit to make them less numb

Doc I might have started the end of the world

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FBI, I think I found the main COVID-19 bio-weaponizer . 

 

Doctor, I'm bored...

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Don't worry, I know a game that will settle this. Date Rooster, Marry Samurai, and Kill Wolf. ...Or whatever variation of the game you prefer. It's all the same! :)

Doctor, what should I do about the stray cats in my neighborhood?

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Be one with them and be catman. 

 

Doctor, something inside of me is awake, what should I do? 

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We are conducting an 'dream experiment' now go back to sleep.

 

Doctor, I keep seeing clowns..

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1 minute ago, TBD said:

We are conducting an 'dream experiment' now go back to sleep.

 

Doctor, I keep seeing clowns..

stop watching the simpsons

 

Doctor, I'm afraid of Doctors that are afraid of doctors that are afraid of doctors... (so on so forth)

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drink diet soda and you'll get sick of it.

Doctor, I'm losing my visions. 

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  • 4 weeks later...
10 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Doctor, I think I might be addicted to ponies, how do i stop that ?

*Pulls out a gun and places it on the table*

Here, use mine.

Doctor, I've been having nightmares about this blue horse who smiles at me in an unnerving way...

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31 minutes ago, Bastian said:

*Pulls out a gun and places it on the table*

Here, use mine.

Doctor, I've been having nightmares about this blue horse who smiles at me in an unnerving way...

"Here are some images of this horse to stick on your bedroom wall:

Le Trotteur SauvageLe Trotteur SauvageLe Trotteur SauvageLe Trotteur SauvageLe Trotteur SauvageLe Trotteur Sauvage

so the blue horse doesn't just smile at you in your nightmares, but when you wake up as well :fabulous:

 

Doctor, I have a sporadic fear of windows.

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3 minutes ago, Bastian said:

Then change to Mac.

Doctor, I spend 25 hours a day in the computer.

Bah! Only 25 hours? You clearly need more time on the computer. Increase it 92 hours a day! :crackle:

Doctor, there's a tree growing out of my arm. :sealed:

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