Terrible Therapist game

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

22 minutes ago, Will Guide said:

Let me just suck the poison right out.

Doc, I'm seeing spots on my long scaly body!

You probably ate too much ink, it give your scale coloration 

Doc, why did my brain hurt when I try to think ?

[Will Guide 21,325]

Just now, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

You probably ate too much ink, it give your scale coloration 

Doc, why did my brain hurt when I try to think ?

It's because you eat too much brain food; you need more junk food.

Doc I tied myself into several knots!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Just now, Will Guide said:

It's because you eat too much brain food; you need more junk food.

Doc I tied myself into several knots!

Don't move, I have a saw somewhere here

Doc ! Help ! My nails fell out !

[Will Guide 21,325]

16 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Don't move, I have a saw somewhere here

Doc ! Help ! My nails fell out !

Get me a hammer. We'll make sure they stay.

Doc! Can you look into my eyes? (They start to swirl in a rainbow of colors)

[TBD 17,228]

yes I think you need sunglasses ,here.

Doc, are you ripping me off? 

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 hour ago, TBD 🚬 said:

yes I think you need sunglasses ,here.

Doc, are you ripping me off? 

(Discreetly pocket your money) No, of course not. Just keep looking into my colorful eyes and you'll be fine.

Doc, I keep getting bigger and yet I don't need to shed my snake skin. Is that normal?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 9/24/2020 at 9:51 PM, Will Guide said:

Doc, I keep getting bigger and yet I don't need to shed my snake skin. Is that normal?

Well, did you eat a lot of cupcake lately ?

Doctor ! I can't find a good doctor, you have any better colleague ? 

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 hour ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Well, did you eat a lot of cupcake lately ?

Doctor ! I can't find a good doctor, you have any better colleague ? 

Have you spoke with Dr Duck? He's a real quack!

Doctor I'm cursed to make more bad puns!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 9/26/2020 at 2:03 AM, Will Guide said:

Doctor I'm cursed to make more bad puns!

Maybe you should try stand up comedy then ! 

Doctor help ! My nails are falling !

[Will Guide 21,325]

4 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Maybe you should try stand up comedy then ! 

Doctor help ! My nails are falling !

Well make sure to hammer them back into your hooves.

Doctor I keep trying to shave myself but it keeps growing back so quickly.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

2 minutes ago, Will Guide said:

Doctor I keep trying to shave myself but it keeps growing back so quickly.

Maybe pony snakes are not supposed to shave  Or try lasers !

Doctor ! Help ! My TV is stuck in chinese !

[Will Guide 21,325]

5 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Maybe pony snakes are not supposed to shave  Or try lasers !

Doctor ! Help ! My TV is stuck in chinese !

Moved to China to fix that.

Doctor I can't go trick-or-treating this year

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

7 minutes ago, Will Guide said:

Doctor I can't go trick-or-treating this year

Me neither my poor boy...f

Doctor ! Help me I'm freezing in here !

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 minute ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Me neither my poor boy...f

Doctor ! Help me I'm freezing in here !

Hey if you can't stand the cold get out of the freezer then.

Doctor, I'm boiling out here in the sun

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

22 minutes ago, Will Guide said:

Hey if you can't stand the cold get out of the freezer then.

Doctor, I'm boiling out here in the sun

Hey if you can't stand the heat get out of the oven then.

Doctor help me, I'm soooooooooooo cool it's embarassing for other !

[Tao 6,707]

/pats his head/

 

Now thee Mrz.  Sazage , I have come to this idea most of they'z mindz problems are lack of porn in ze life!

 

Doc,  Doc!  I got this huge problem,  I don't like kittens!  What should I do?

[TBD 17,228]

just wait for em to grow into a cat

Doc, I'm so lazy...

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

46 minutes ago, TBD 🚬 said:

just wait for em to grow into a cat

Doc, I'm so lazy...

OH OH OH yes youuu dooo 

Doctor help ! My back hair are growing !

[TBD 17,228]

You're devolving back into a dumb primate, it's normal.

Doctor, I'm a pony now!

[Yoshi89 5,290]

Time for some exercise. I'm getting on your back and riding you!

Doctor, I can't touch my toes.

[TBD 17,228]

you have no toes, your parent lies to you

Doctor, will xmas be good this year?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Not if the pandemic has anything to say about it.

Doctor, I might have "accidentally" pushed Timmy into a well.

[Will Guide 21,325]

15 minutes ago, Bullet Bill OReilly said:

Doctor, I might have "accidentally" pushed Timmy into a well.

Don't worry about it; you push Jimmy, not Timmy down the well and he's been a bad boy.

Doc, I keep thinking I'm the mortal reincarnation of the One True God

[Windy Breeze 15,175]

Uh.... Heresy.

Doc, I'm burning.

[Will Guide 21,325]

14 hours ago, Windy Breeze said:

Uh.... Heresy.

Doc, I'm burning.

Stop lighting yourself on fire.

Doc.....I'm actually from 1000 years in the future and need a time traveling machine to get me home