Terrible Therapist game

[Will Guide 21,325]

55 minutes ago, Momento Mori said:

Of course, but the best way to do it is angrily throwing it at the TV screen.

 

Doc, I can't seem to find my car keys, what should I do?

Switch to buses or trains.

Doctor, how do I deal with Disney Haters?

[Denim&Venöm 16,498]

By becoming one yourself. 

How do I reconcile the ID, the Ego and the Super-Ego of my primal psyche? 

[TBD 17,228]

by living with primitives at the zoo.

Doc, do you think mythical creatures are real? I think so..

 

 

 

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

I think you've been doing drugs, they don't exist

Doc, I'm so tired 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Stick a rocket up your ass. This will cure your tiredness.

Doc, I think my doctor is serial killer. What do?

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

Stay quiet or else!

Doc, I'm addicted to online games

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Try smashing your WiFi router

Help, I am getting sloly worst end wurst att spelang 

[Earl Grey Ghost 444]

Resign yourself to sign language

 

I hate Math, what should I do?

[TBD 17,228]

sit down and think...every seconds you take in life has it value. 

Doc, I'm having this headache that won't go away. am I experiencing telekinesis?  

 

[Celtore 2,769]

Potentially... Alternatively, this may also indicate that you're slowly turning into a rhino.

Doc, I'm having trouble being decisive about important decisions.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Flip a coin.

Doc, I accidentally electrocuted my friend with a Joker Joybuzzer.

Edited April 6, 2018 by Princess Panzy

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Run.

Doc, my viewers aren't willing to smash that like button.

[Passion 3,478]

Try asking Hulk.

 

Doc, I think I'm paranoid, I think someone's following me all the time...

[Quadropus 171]

Start stalking the person that is stalking you.

 

My totally real friend, (Insert name here) doesn't like me anymore.

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Try drinking

Edited April 6, 2018 by Lucid_Nightlight

[Passion 3,478]

I brought in 3 intrusive, judgmental trainees to help you open up to me.

 

Doc, I'm seeing pink elephants flying around this clinic.

[Will Guide 21,325]

41 minutes ago, Khajiit said:

I brought in 3 intrusive, judgmental trainees to help you open up to me.

 

Doc, I'm seeing pink elephants flying around this clinic.

Just enjoy the crazy Disney Acid Sequence. It will Pass.

Doc, I believe my very soul is the true Universe. Meaning if I can unlock my true self, I could easily change the entire Universe for the better.

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

Go get a key made for it.

Doc, I'm terrified of ducks.

[Earl Grey Ghost 444]

That means that a Duck has a vendetta out for your family. Beware of ducks. You have been marked. (Incidentally that's a real thing! It's called Anatidaephobia!)

 

I'm angry that Spike doesn't get a whole lot of love, what should I do!?

[TBD 17,228]

write a corny love fanfiction  for him

 

Doc, tests anxiety is a drag...

Edited April 10, 2018 by TBD

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Don't take the test

 

I need dollars and can't get a job

[Vulcan 3,254]

I hear Loan Sharks are great ways to get money! You don't even need collateral! 

 

 

Listen Doc, I can't afford to pay your bill!  

 

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

2 minutes ago, Vulcan said:

I hear Loan Sharks are great ways to get money! You don't even need collateral! 

 

 

Listen Doc, I can't afford to pay your bill!  

 

 

Then get me a duck with a new beak.

Doc, I'm losing my friends.

[TBD 17,228]

Put a tracking device on them next time.

Doc, I can't eating hayburgers. 

 

Edited April 10, 2018 by TBD

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Wait, which food joint do you buy from? *slowly takes a bite of his hayburger*

Doc, is it okay if I hide this dead body in your closet?