Terrible Therapist game

[Will Guide 21,325]

5 minutes ago, Princess Panzy said:

I was a gangster in my past life, but you don't see me bragging about it.

Doc, I think you're a Terrible Therapist.

Well, I did get my degree on a fictional website.

Doc, how can my Changeling finally reach his "butterfly" form.

Go from this:

to this(Picture not final):

It seems the conditions are different for him compared to all the other Changelings.

Edited April 28, 2018 by SwitchGuy2018

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Clearly, all you need to do is write it on a notepad.

Doc, I do believe there's a bird in my chest.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Give it a cracker.

 

i think my parents hate me because I’m a brony

[The_Gobo 36,257]

How are you certain that they hate you?
Have you asked them about it?
 

@Arid_Blitz But you're not.
<_<

You even said you only 'think' you're him, what causes that doubt?

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

You seem to be talking to an imaginary friend. That could be a sign of Schizophrenia.

Doc, why can't I have an imaginary friend?

[Will Guide 21,325]

4 hours ago, Princess Panzy said:

You seem to be talking to an imaginary friend. That could be a sign of Schizophrenia.

Doc, why can't I have an imaginary friend?

Because you're real and not imaginary yourself!

Doc, I'm thinking I was a Dragon in a past life!

[TBD 17,228]

that would explained your smelly breath.

 Doc, I keep running low on energy, what do? 

[Sonata Jets 80]

The answers very simple, just eat a few batteries and you're good to go!

Doc, I need help, I have a terrible sleep schedule

[Will Guide 21,325]

6 minutes ago, Sonata Jets said:

The answers very simple, just eat a few batteries and you're good to go!

Doc, I need help, I have a terrible sleep schedule

Have you considered ripping up your work schedule so you could have all the sleep you need?

Doc, my Unicorn side and Changeling side are stuck looking half and half.

[Sonata Jets 80]

I have a solution! Grab the nearest paint brush and completely paint yourself the color blue. That should fix the problem!

Doc, I should be focusing on writing my books, but I can't with so many distractions everywhere!

[Soren Peregrine 4,606]

Then lock yourself in a small room with only your writing supplies and enough food and liquid to keep you going. And a light would be helpful.

 

Doctor, I think I am impersonating Soarin so much that I am becoming him!

[Will Guide 21,325]

7 minutes ago, Soren Peregrine said:

Then lock yourself in a small room with only your writing supplies and enough food and liquid to keep you going. And a light would be helpful.

 

Doctor, I think I am impersonating Soarin so much that I am becoming him!

Actually, I think you're the one and only real Soarin who all this time was unknowingly born as a Changeling and was raised with a lot of love by Ponies so no one, not even you, knew what you really were. Kinda like my Changeling half.

Doc, every time I look in the mirror, I'm seeing double.

Edited April 30, 2018 by SwitchGuy2018

[Soren Peregrine 4,606]

Have you ever tried looking into a looking glass? You might find that better!

Doctor, I can't tell if I am dreaming or if this is reality.

[Sonata Jets 80]

Simply jump off a cliff! If you end out fine it's definitely a dream!

Doc, I want to listen to music, but I don't know what to listen too

Edited May 1, 2018 by Sonata Jets

[Soren Peregrine 4,606]

Listen to Justin Bieber. He is the greatest thing ever to happen to music.

Doctor, I am having a heart attack!

[Sonata Jets 80]

Fight your heart back, don't let it BEAT you!!

Doc, I can't feel my face!

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 minute ago, Sonata Jets said:

Fight your heart back, don't let it BEAT you!!

Doc, I can't feel my face!

Well,  you got to put your hands/hooves on it FIRST to feel it.

Doc, I'm starving for a boyfriend and love.

[Sonata Jets 80]

First of all Mood

Just buy a hand puppet, they're exactly like boyfriends, they're just slightly more puppet-y and less boyfriend like. Or buy a plant, it may seem weird, but trust me plants really grow on you over time!

Doc, I'm sweating, it's way too hot in here.

Edited May 1, 2018 by Sonata Jets

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 minute ago, Sonata Jets said:

First of all Mood

Just buy a hand puppet, they're exactly like boyfriends, they're just slightly more puppet-y and less boyfriend like. Or buy a plant, it may seem weird, but trust me plants really grow on you over time!

Doc, I'm sweating, it's way too hot in here.

That's because you're really a snowman and you're melting.

Doc, I think I'm the incarnation of Walt Disney himself (Seriously, NO JEW-HATING JOKES, PLEASE.)

[Sonata Jets 80]

On 4/30/2018 at 5:28 PM, SwitchGuy2018 said:

That's because you're really a snowman and you're melting.

Doc, I think I'm the incarnation of Walt Disney himself (Seriously, NO JEW-HATING JOKES, PLEASE.)

Nonsense everyone knows he wasn't a real person. In 1928, a Mr. Mickey Mous E. created the character "Walt Disney" to star in his animated shorts. After Walt became a huge hit, Mickey had an actor portray what the character would look like in the real world. No one got the connection and it became widely accepted that they were two different persons. Mickey decided to go along with it, not confident enough to bring attention to himself and correct them. After the fame and success of the character became more and more apparent, Mickey changed the names of his companies and such, to Walt's name, almost as a show of thanks. With that the rumor spread even further, and Mickey who still wanted to keep his private life away public eye, said nothing. Mickey is the true creator of Walt Disney, and deserves more credit than he gets. (I actually have links here to prove my point.)  "Walt Disney" The fictional character surrounded by a rumor that still lives on today

Doc, I burnt my roast in the oven, I have company over, what do I do?

Edited May 2, 2018 by Sonata Jets

[Will Guide 21,325]

2 minutes ago, Sonata Jets said:

Nonsense everyone knows he wasn't a real person. Mr. Mickey Mous E. created the character "Walt D." in 1928 to star in his animated shorts, and after the fame and success of the character became apparent, he changed the names of his companies and such to the name of his most popular character. The rumor that Walt was a real person was started by Mickey to keep his life more private from the public eye. I have links here to prove my point.  "Walt D." The character that sparked a rumor that still lives on today.

Doc, I burnt my roast in the oven, I have company over, what do I do?

(In all seriousness, that's a hilariously awesome answer.)

Anyway....Have you tried putting it back in the Fridge to reset this puzzle?

Doc, My out of date VCR keeps blinking 12:00 over and over.

[Sonata Jets 80]

The only solution I can think of is blinking back, and if that doesn't intimidate it, play some Blink 182.

Doc, I might be going crazy, I keep hearing voices!

[TBD 17,228]

you're not going crazy, that would your conscience, Mr jimmy cricket. 

Doc, I want to eat a lot of sweet but I'm on a diet..

 

[Sonata Jets 80]

Simple fix, just eat sour junk food instead!

Doc, I need some help, my eyes are strained

[TBD 17,228]

*laser your eyes off * better? 

Doc, I have a severe case illusions what do?