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Jump on that boy like a cat on a cat-tree.

Doc, Crazy Bus is following me.

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Make a circle of salt around you, it wont be able to cross it.

Doc, there's a big party coming up soon, but I don't know how to dance. Help?

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Drop some insects in your underwear right before your jam hits.

Doc, how do I stop my craving for guacamole?

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You need to try to be annoying for yourself. For example, you can insult yourself or do typical things you do, but target them to yourself. By doing this, you'll know what is annoying in your personality and what to change. If nothing will annoy you, then there has to be something wrong with your family. In that case, tell them they're annoying and ask them for following the instructions above. Eventually everything will get back to normal.

 

Doc, I'm addicted to memes. I don't have time for my family, what should I do? Get rid of the family?

 

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Replace them. Memes are your new family.

Doc, I think I'm indecisive, I think I might need help

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Are you sure?

Doc, how can I stop biting my fingernails?

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Start biting your toenails.
Doc, I keep on two-timing my fandoms!

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open two tabs for each fandoms at the same time.

Doc, I need a drink...

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11 minutes ago, TBD said:

Doc, I need a drink

*gives a bottle of bleach*

 

Doc I've got a phobia of backstories :P

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3 hours ago, BloodDrops said:

 

Doc I've got a phobia of backstories :P

When did this all start?

 

Doc I think I’m an athiest

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Well then; I signed you up for the church of the flying spaghetti monster.

Doc, I keep on seeing cartoon characters in my sleep!

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Egad! That's way too normal.

Doc, I think the demons want to have a word with you.

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Well, if that’s the case, let’s have a listen, shall we? *takes out Ouija board*

Doc, no matter what I do, I can’t seem to fall asleep at a normal time.

Edited by CoconutCake

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Spoiler

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Yeah, join the club.

Doc, I think one of the demons just called you a big whiny baby.

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I think everyone here, demons included, needs more Vodka B)

I think my dog may be cheating on me with another owner who gives belly rubs, what do I do? :blush:

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start giving your dog belly rubs. that or just get another dog.

 

Doc, my dad cheated on my mom and split up the family. what can i do?

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Get your mum to cheat on your dad! That way, they're even.
Doc, I fear karma is coming right for me. Any way I can avoid dying?
:lie:

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Do more bad things. You will overwhelm karma's brain and make it die of brain damage.

Doc, I can't pass a mission in Call of Duty!

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give up the mission, you are not fit for it soldier!!

Doc, I keep having this headache...

 

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Think about what kind of help you need.

I completed the mission! How should I celebrate?

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Complete the next one, like a masochist.

 

My dad divorced my mom and left the family, and now he's being a total tool, douche and asshole to me, my mother and my little brother. What do?

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Get another father, duh!

Doctor, I feel I'm a Changeling trapped in a human body.

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Well then, let's see you transform.....

 

Doctor, Im pansexual, but i get nervous when it comes to trying to explore my pansexuality. How should i go about asking a guy out?

 

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8 hours ago, Kronos the Revenant said:

Well then, let's see you transform.....

 

Doctor, Im pansexual, but i get nervous when it comes to trying to explore my pansexuality. How should i go about asking a guy out?

 

Okay, here's some of my transformations:

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As for your pansexuality, just tell the guy you love cooking with pans, and cook him a nice meal. They say the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Doctor, I'm in love with Thorax, Leader of the Changelings, but I'm too shy to tell him.

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