"Dear Hasbro" complaint letter game

[Dr.McDoom! 19]

Make a brief, fictional complaint letter to Hasbro, and post it here for lulz.

Use this page for reference and inspiration.

 

Dear Habro, My family was run over by a train. I find your portrayal of trains as a mode of transportation, and not the bloodthirsty murder machines that they are, offensive. Please remove all trains from the show and toy line.

[Fox 5,330]

I'm afraid Hasbro would take it seriously.

[Gingerpotato 889]

Dear Hasbro.

 

I find your lack of pony plushies...disturbing.

 

From,

A young lad who wants nothing more then to cuddle up to Rainbow Dash after a hard day of school.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Dear Hasbro,

Diamond Tiara is mean, ugly, offensive, and mean. Please remove her from the show.

Sincerely,

That Guy Who Keeps E-mailing You Stuff To Get Rid Of, But You Never Get Rid Of

[go away seb 367]

Dear Hasbro,

The lack of male ponies in the show is a form of sexism. Please remove some female ponies from the show, or add more males.

Sincerely, a concerned Priest.

Edited May 23, 2012 by =) Fluttershy (=

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

Dear Has/b/ro, why is there still no Cyanide laced ponies?

 

I thought we had a deal when I buried that incident for you doods.

 

Sincerely; "I still have the footage".

[Fox 5,330]

Dear Hasbro, Flutterguy made my 18 year old son sexually confused.

[FruitRiver 355]

Dear Hasbro,

 

Why did you make that toy Princess Celestia pink??

SHES WHITE! ARE YOU BLIND!?!!?

 

Sincerely, Katherine

[Luurilka 325]

Dear Princess CelestiaHasbro,

The ponies' cuteness is a large or health hazard due to number of people coming down with diabetes from it. To prevent this, I request all ponies be blocked out with a large black box, and their voices replaced with Microsoft Sam.

[Champion RD92 8,654]

Dear Hasbro,

 

GIMME RAINBOW DASH PLUSHIE RIGHT NOW

[Aureity 3,055]

Dear Hasbro,

 

Your show, "My Little Pony Friendship is Magic", is more addicting than either drugs or alcohol. If this trend continues, we will be forced to take legal action, as our former customers are now turning to this children's show for comfort.

 

Sincerly, the Russian Mafia.

[Starshine 16,330]

Dear Hasbro

 

We need more pylons.

[Glaceon 793]

Dear Hasbro

Please make season 3 faster because not having enough MLP is a health hazard to people causing depression, headaches, suicidal thoughts and suicide. Please fix this by releasing season 3 now.

-Mal

[Lostwanderer 366]

Dear hasbro

Your fanbase for the T.V show My little pony: friendship is magic, is an incredibly disturbing one, please send them all to equestria so they can leave the rest of the world in peace.

Sincerly The world

[Nightfall 3,950]

Dear Hasbro,

Your Transformer toys are blocking the way of MLP's domination. Please get rid of them.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Dear Hasbro,

The character angel bunny and all he does is basically encouraging domestic abuse. Remove him from the show immediately! The little prick hit Fluttershy...

Sincerely,

One Fluttershy fan who cried when Angel slapped her.

Edited May 24, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)

[Jokuc 8,172]

Dear Hasbro,

Y U NO MAKE GOOD PLUSHIES?!

[Lord Sprixx 261]

I think I have a good one

 

Dear Hasbro!

 

My friends call me a "Complete Ass" and therefore I find your use of "Ass"(Mule) Characters extremely offensive. These characters should be censored to protect other "Asses" out there from such hurtful things!

 

Sincerely, an ass.

 

That's bad, I apologize to any one who is offended by this! Why not write a letter about it?!

Edited May 24, 2012 by Master-Lord Sprixx

[The Awesome One 1,314]

Dear Hasbro,

 

GODDAMNIT NIGGA! Y U NO MAKE SHOW ACCURATE TOYS?!

 

Sincerely,

The Derped One.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Dear Hasbro,

The lack of male ponies in the show is a form of sexism. Please remove some female ponies from the show, or add more males.

Sincerely, a concerned Priest.

 

watch how they remove Flutters from the show....

 

Dear Hasbro.....

 

 

Where are my pants?

 

Your's truely,

A very confused Pinkazoid

[go away seb 367]

Dear Hasbro,

Who da hail was that random pony from the first McDonald's toy line for MLP?

Sincerely, a fat guy who obviously knows everything about the show.

[Starshine 16,330]

Dear Hasbro

 

We need more favor to build an army of Anubites. Those pesky greeks have started to surround us with fortified walls

Edited May 26, 2012 by Weyland

[Dr.McDoom! 19]

Dear Habsbro

 

Why do colts have partly bare hooves and mares have fully fur covered hooves?

[ASpark 49]

Dear Hasbro,

Equestria do not exist in this world, which offends me. Also, the ponies that you make do not exist in this world either, which offends me even more. Also, stop making these ponies so attractive, this is a kids' show for goodness' sake.

- I-like Complaining.

Edited June 5, 2012 by AppleSpark

[Randomiser 115]

Dear Hasbro,

 

I am deeply offended by your show. My eyes are misaligned and because of this I am constantly made fun of by the name "Derpy."

Please go back in time and create a clumsy but happy pony named Derpy (or, something like Ditzy Doo if that's too offensive) and insert her somewhere into most of the episodes. This will give me a character to identify with. Thank you.

Sincerely, Me.

P.S. If you do this, please make sure I still send this letter or it could destroy the universe or something idk lol

 

I doubt they'll go through with this, but it would mean a lot to me!