What bad stories could we give to Twilight just to troll her?

[Bendy 1,819]

What horrible books/stories made by humans could we give to Twilight just to troll her? She will read them, but hate them.

Note: even horrible fan fiction.

Edited April 29, 2018 by Bendy

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

I could never do that!

[Altastrofae 933]

Hmm...

Pinkie Dinkie Pie? That was aweful IMO but it may just be because I don't like Pinkie Pie.

I will say, however, that the story would be a little disturbing for Twilight or any normal person for that matter.

I'm not crazy... 

I think it would be the perfect troll

...

OH I THOUGHT OF A BETTER ONE!!!

It's called "Loaded Concentration"

I loved it, but Twilight might just find herself hiding in the dark after reading it ¦D

[Flow 1,619]

How bout' Twilight!? Yeah?

[cmarston1 5,951]

Ready Player One.

Given that Twilight isn't a male geek that grew up in the 80s, she wouldn't enjoy the book at all.

[SDP40F amtrak 2,442]

6 minutes ago, cmarston1 said:

Ready Player One.

Given that Twilight isn't a male geek that grew up in the 80s, she wouldn't enjoy the book at all.

https://youtu.be/SwYN7mTi6HM

[The Recherche 29,965]

6 hours ago, Bendy said:

Note: even horrible fan fiction.

http://myimmortal.wikia.com/wiki/My_Immortal/Chapters_1-11

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

I'm so sorry @Sherbert Music-Guard, but even you gotta admit, this isn't one of your better Fan-fictions......... 

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12708714/1/The-Shadowbolts-Their-Nightmare-Night

 

[Megas 27,061]

I'd tell her to watch the movie 2012, then tell her it's a documentary

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

Have her read Fahrenheit 451.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

1 hour ago, King of Canterlot said:

I'm so sorry @Sherbert Music-Guard, but even you gotta admit, this isn't one of your better Fan-fictions......... 

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12708714/1/The-Shadowbolts-Their-Nightmare-Night

 

I've not actually read it in months, not since I wrote it

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

I've not actually read it in months, not since I wrote it

I know, and you have improved since then, but as this one was one of your earlier works, it wasn't exactly the best, but really considering the stuff you write now, its a lot better and longer, though occasionally you do still have a grammar error here or there but it's really no big deal  

[Vulcan 3,254]

I can imagine her reading through all the Sunlight fan fics.. or really any shipping Twilight stories...it'd make for a great fimfiction story. 

 

Edited April 29, 2018 by Vulcan

[SharpWit 2,472]

This will really do her head in.

• Pinkie Pie's Spooky Dream

One beautiful night, PINKIE PIE, RAINBOW DASH, and SPARKLEWORKS decide to sleep out under the stars. RAINBOW DASH tells the other ponies a spooky story about a big storm. It gives poor PINKIE PIE a bad dream! Her friends reassure her that although dreams are not real, their friendship is.

[Steve Piranha 28,768]

I know a fic so bad it was obliterated by one of my fav authors. I wouldn't give the link, because it's supposedly a harem story with breast f-sizes at the smallest

 

[kaiser5578 340]

Insert five nights at Freddy's fanfiction here

[Wonderbolt Slipstream 263]

Celestia's Relaxing Vacation was horrible, give her that to read.

(It's on fimfic)

[CastletonSnob 3,025]

50 Shades of Grey. 

Eye of Argon. 

[RDDash 18,858]

Equestria is the future Earth fanfic

Twilight Sparkle displacement story

That book about vampires

That story where ponies act like speciest douchebags and invade Earth for some reason

That story where Princess Luna rebels and Equestria splits into Solar Empire and Lunar Republic

That story where ponies went to war with zebras

That story where everything is reversed. Princess Celestia is a bad guy, Princess Luna is a good guy and Trixie is the element of magic.

That story where Trixie and Twilight are related.

 

[Scootaloo9074090 500]

how about the twilight book    Twilight sparkles would hated it when she read HAHAHAHHAAHAHA

[Fluttershutter 2,116]

On 2018-04-29 at 8:05 AM, cmarston1 said:

Ready Player One.

Given that Twilight isn't a male geek that grew up in the 80s, she wouldn't enjoy the book at all.

I enjoyed it but yeah, she wouldn't have any context.

 

I suggest this:

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

50 Shades of Gray. Which I like to think would be named 50 Shades of Hay if it was published in Equestria.

[Evil Pink One 12,964]

My little pony: the movie 2021.... 

This movie literally trolled her. In so many many ways.

Her kingdom and vision lasted.... LOL nope. 

FRIENDSHIP lasts forever! .... nope

 

[Scootaloo9074090 500]

On 2018-04-29 at 1:17 PM, King of Canterlot said:

I know, and you have improved since then, but as this one was one of your earlier works, it wasn't exactly the best, but really considering the stuff you write now, its a lot better and longer, though occasionally you do still have a grammar error here or there but it's really no big deal  

 

On 2021-04-25 at 8:16 PM, Fluttershutter said:

I enjoyed it but yeah, she wouldn't have any context.

 

I suggest this:

how about the twilight book    Twilight sparkles would hated it when she read HAHAHAHHAAHAHA

[Trot Shuffle 3,578]

On 2021-05-04 at 3:29 PM, Sonic Shimmer said:

50 Shades of Gray. Which I like to think would be named 50 Shades of Hay if it was published in Equestria.

Funny enough there's an actual book that was parodying "50 Shades of Grey" with that exact title.

It's just the color of the pages going from very light to very dark (like a gradient) and it ceased publication because the name was too similar to the more risqué one, of course (threat of a lawsuit).