Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"Now, the standard Meccano electric motor develops .0025 bhp, the equivalent pulling power of me in a nightclub..."

 

[Nightmare Saturn 815]

"Go home Salty! You partied too hard!" 

"He looks drunk as hell!" 

"That don't even look like him!" 

Trying to look back at my old art without dying of laughter, if ya want context

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"Christ almighty girl – looks like a bird's crapped on me."

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Me: I don't want to lose my nuts.

Coworker: It's not like you need them.

Me: Yeah, I need to have one removed so I'm down to two.

Coworker: You should go see a doctor.

Me: Why, is that not normal?

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"In fact I reckon I'll start actively seeking out movie theatres filled with big burly men."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 22, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"I have arguments with meself ... quite often I lose 'em as well..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 

"This shit’s like : Asia Asia Asia Asia Asia Asia Asia Asia Sweden Asia"

[Nightmare Saturn 815]

Me: When you redesign your OC  just to kill her off...

Scarlet: I'm still here ya stupid-

Me: Ok f*** you, I'm happy I replaced you!

Tazzy: Hola Senorita!

Scarlet: I don't speak Taco Bell!

Tazzy: Neither do I!

Scarlet: Then how-?!?! 

I don't know what i'm doing anymore... I talk to characters that don't exist... 

 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"And of course I can't drive a tow truck without a tow truck driver's hat."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"Make a little birdhouse in your soul. Bitch." 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,679]

"Remember that Father Ted clip I showed you where Father Jack shot Ted's guitar with a sawed-off shotgun? That's the reaction that song provokes!"

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"No, I don't want to 'swipe up to unlock', I only want to know what the date is."

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 "My brother in Christ... that is called a rectangle." 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"Look at the cack on 'ere..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 ""What do you think they do when Ash Ketchum gets stoned in the first movie?" 

[Ragland Tiger 3,401]

"You walk into this room at your own risk, because it leads to the future. Not a future that will be, but one that might be.  This is not a new world; it is simply an extension of what began in the old one. It has patterned itself after every dictator who has ever planted the ripping imprint of a boot on the pages of history, since the beginning of time.  It has refinements: technological advances and a more sophisticated approach to the destruction of human freedom.  But, like every one of the super-states that preceded it, it has one iron rule: Logic is an enemy, and truth is a menace... Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of man, that state is obsolete."

--Rod Serling
The Twilight Zone

[Nightmare Saturn 815]

"Leave him alone Henry he has anxiety! " my reaction to an episode of Horrid Henry, that one Nickelodeon show that went kaput.  

God that show leaves me dying of just pure confusion 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 "Waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo!" 

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

"Bro did you see that bro just take a shot at you bro?! Might be bro-down time bro" 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"There really are people out there who are allowed scissors and hot drinks who think everything is sold by Amazon and if they think it it'll be true."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"How'd you like that in your undies?"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"OK it's the next day, I am exponentially less irritable today..."

 

[Nightmare Saturn 815]

something funny I remembered from a youtuber named Steve Terreberry, covering misheard lyrics 

"This thing couldn't hear my a** after a Taco Bell buffet! " ~ Stevie talking about his Google microphone (trying to use it to see if it could hear the correct lyric)